East Elmhurst, NY- The surprises just keep coming from the Democrat’s new socialist darling, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Today was no exception, as the upstart community organizer pleaded with her would be constituents to join her in a showdown with President Trump for all the marbles… literally.
Ocasio-Cortez turned up in East Elmhurst today with that wild eyed look she is so famous for plastered on her face. “We’re mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore,” Ocasio-Cortez called out through a bullhorn to a gathering crowd in front of Pepe’s Cocina across the street from the NYPD’s 115th precinct. “This is a Latino community that supports sanctuary for illegal immigrants and socialism for all,” Ocasio-Cortez continued. “We are tired of being told what it is that we want and need by tired, old white men in Washington, D.C.!”
Ocasio-Cortez went on to explain to the quickly growing crowd that it was time, not just to make a statement of words, but a profound statement of action to the bullies in Washington. “Today I want to announce my “Not My President” challenge, and I invite all of my minority and socialist brothers and sisters to join me in this new challenge on social media,” crowed the Obama clone. “We will make this challenge go viral and it will send a clear message to President Trump and his capitalist, Neanderthal comrades in the White House!”
Ocasio-Cortez then called the throng to follow her across the street and into the NYPD 115th precinct, and straight to the door of the public restroom. “Here in these large boxes are all we need to change history,” screeched Ocasio-Cortez, pointing to boxes filled with lengths of rope fashioned into hangman’s type nooses. “The time for words, the time for debate is passed. What we need, is action! Join me, please.” And with that, Ocasio-Kotex proceeded to string herself up from the restroom crapper stall. That is one stupid woman.