Gary McCord sucks balls.

CBS Golf Announcer Gary McCord Dies In 16th Tower During Traveler’s Championship

Cromwell, CT- In a sad turn of events, CBS golf announcer, Gary McCord passed away in the 16th hole announcer’s tower during the Traveler’s Championship on Saturday afternoon. “It was very sad,” said fellow CBS golf announcer, Ian Baker-Finch. “Sad because none of us were there with him when he died. It breaks my heart … Read more

Mexican Protesters Halt WGC Mexico City Tournament

Mexico City, MX- Mexican citizens came out in droves to protest the policies of the American president at the WGC Mexico City Championship. “They just seemed to appear from nowhere,” said an upset Dustin Johnson, who was leading by four strokes when the rukus started. “This is golf, not politics. What the [expletive deleted] is … Read more

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