Trump, Clintons take down America

Is Trump In On It?

Washington, DC- As you look around at the forced state of decay of the American civilization, one can’t help wonder, “How did we get here”? Almost overnight, our country, and the world, were plunged into a nonsensical shutdown that wreaked havoc on a prolific economy and further forced the citizens to choose sides; as if … Read more

Dems Prepare Cuomo-Whitmer Ticket Roll-Out!

New York, NY- Well, there you have it. The entire reason for this pandemic pandemonium. The Dems, knowing full well Biden couldn’t compete with Trump, hell, Biden couldn’t compete with that stray sock you keep finding in the dryer, put out a casting call to their upper echelon opperatives to see who had the toughness, … Read more

Lake Of The Pines To Open FEMA Camp On 4/25

Nevada County, CA- The census designated community, Lake of the Pines, in Nevada County, California, has offered to be the first of 1,000 FEMA refugee camps in the state. County supervisor, Ed Scofield, was delighted to get such an immediate response to his plea for a host for his communist state plans. “We were hoping … Read more

TWO ECONOMIC DOWNTURN EXPERTS.

Biden Offers Bernie New Cabinet Post To Withdraw

Scranton, PA- In a sinister and horrific twist, Reuters is about to publish an expose of the twisted inner sanctum of the Democratic Party. While the world should finally applaud the news media actually doing their job, you can bet the trolls at CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC (OMG, can we puke now) will play … Read more

Deval The Devil

The Deval Went Down To D.C.

The Deval went down to D.C., he was lookin’ for an election to steal. He was in a bind, ‘cuz he was way behind, and he was lookin’ to make a deal. When he came upon an old man tearing up the airwaves and crushing it hot, the Deval jumped up on his political stump … Read more

BOOKER WORRIED ABOUT CAMPAIGN FINANCES.

LA TIMES: Another Overdose Victim At Ed Buck’s Mansion

Los Angeles, CA- In what can only be described as sheer insanity, the Times is reporting that Ed Buck, out on bail after being charged with various felonies, has apparently taken the life of another destitute and despondent black man. “This has gotten completely out of control!” exclaimed LA County Sheriffs spokesman, Buster Hyman. “Law … Read more

LIBERAL DEMOCRATS STINK

American Dental Association: Democrats Stink!

Chicago, IL- In a recently completed study, the American Dental Association has concluded that people who identify as Democrats STINK! “We have just concluded a nationwide study in which we were interested to see if there was any correlation between dental health issues and political affiliation,” began Dr. Jefrey Cole, president of the American Dental … Read more

RAPINOE SPORTS WOOD

Reuters: Leaked Test Results; Rapinoe Is A Hermaphrodite

Paris, FR- Reuters has just published an explosive expose that could cost the US women’s soccer team their World Cup championship. In the report, French journalist, Obee G. Wyen, states that soccer star, Megan Rapinoe, is actually not a woman, but rather a hermaphrodite. International soccer rules do not allow for the use of hermaphrodites … Read more

Magic Goldberg Transitioning.

LA Times: Magic Johnson Transitioning

Los Angeles, CA- Los Angeles has had it’s share of big drama over the last several decades, what with the shenanigans of Charlie Manson, OJ Simpson and the like. This new revelation will really put the “la-la” into LA-LA Land.  “Magic Johnson has been keeping a low profile for the last few months,” stated Kawanna … Read more

The Pope Spies On Little Boys

Pope Francis: Adam Schiff Should Be Believed

Vatican City- In his usual style of late, Pope Francis pontificated to a massive audience of over 70 people about the evils of the Trump Administration. From a balcony at the Apostolic Palace, Pope Francis dealt a message to the faithful. “There is no future in building walls. The world belongs to all peoples. We … Read more

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