Newsom Bans Farting

Covid-19: Newsom Bans Farting In California.

Sacramento, CA- California governor, Gavin Newsom, is pulling out all of the stops in an effort to slow the spread of Covid-19. Or rather, he is pushing all of the stops in as he orders Californians to stop farting immediately. “We know that the aerosol from our breath has a six foot spray pattern,” Newsom … Read more

Seattle thugs choke peacemakers for oligarchs!

Thugs And Teat Suckers; The Perfect Army Of Malcontent Liberal Politicians

Anywhere, USA- Do you rack your brain and wonder just what the fuck is going on in America today? Do you marvel at the vast inept ignorance of a huge swath of the American populace? If you don’t, you should. Also, if you don’t, you’re likey one of the vast ignorant. A nine square block, … Read more

Wear the mask or go to jail.

ACLU Sues Newsome Over Mask Mandate

Sacramento, CA- The Sacramento chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), a normally rabidly liberal legal group, filed a lawsuit and injunction order against California governor, Gavin Newsome, in regards to Newsome’s facemask mandate. The Sacramento County Sheriff also announced that they will not be enforcing the mandate. In a prepared public briefing, Sacramento … Read more

Trump, Clintons take down America

Is Trump In On It?

Washington, DC- As you look around at the forced state of decay of the American civilization, one can’t help wonder, “How did we get here”? Almost overnight, our country, and the world, were plunged into a nonsensical shutdown that wreaked havoc on a prolific economy and further forced the citizens to choose sides; as if … Read more

Dems Prepare Cuomo-Whitmer Ticket Roll-Out!

New York, NY- Well, there you have it. The entire reason for this pandemic pandemonium. The Dems, knowing full well Biden couldn’t compete with Trump, hell, Biden couldn’t compete with that stray sock you keep finding in the dryer, put out a casting call to their upper echelon opperatives to see who had the toughness, … Read more

Lake Of The Pines To Open FEMA Camp On 4/25

Nevada County, CA- The census designated community, Lake of the Pines, in Nevada County, California, has offered to be the first of 1,000 FEMA refugee camps in the state. County supervisor, Ed Scofield, was delighted to get such an immediate response to his plea for a host for his communist state plans. “We were hoping … Read more

TWO ECONOMIC DOWNTURN EXPERTS.

Biden Offers Bernie New Cabinet Post To Withdraw

Scranton, PA- In a sinister and horrific twist, Reuters is about to publish an expose of the twisted inner sanctum of the Democratic Party. While the world should finally applaud the news media actually doing their job, you can bet the trolls at CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC (OMG, can we puke now) will play … Read more

Deval The Devil

The Deval Went Down To D.C.

The Deval went down to D.C., he was lookin’ for an election to steal. He was in a bind, ‘cuz he was way behind, and he was lookin’ to make a deal. When he came upon an old man tearing up the airwaves and crushing it hot, the Deval jumped up on his political stump … Read more

BOOKER WORRIED ABOUT CAMPAIGN FINANCES.

LA TIMES: Another Overdose Victim At Ed Buck’s Mansion

Los Angeles, CA- In what can only be described as sheer insanity, the Times is reporting that Ed Buck, out on bail after being charged with various felonies, has apparently taken the life of another destitute and despondent black man. “This has gotten completely out of control!” exclaimed LA County Sheriffs spokesman, Buster Hyman. “Law … Read more

LIBERAL DEMOCRATS STINK

American Dental Association: Democrats Stink!

Chicago, IL- In a recently completed study, the American Dental Association has concluded that people who identify as Democrats STINK! “We have just concluded a nationwide study in which we were interested to see if there was any correlation between dental health issues and political affiliation,” began Dr. Jefrey Cole, president of the American Dental … Read more

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