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LA TIMES: Another Overdose Victim At Ed Buck’s Mansion

Los Angeles, CA- In what can only be described as sheer insanity, the Times is reporting that Ed Buck, out on bail after being charged with various felonies, has apparently taken the life of another destitute and despondent black man. “This has gotten completely out of control!” exclaimed LA County Sheriffs spokesman, Buster Hyman. “Law … Read more

LIBERAL DEMOCRATS STINK

American Dental Association: Democrats Stink!

Chicago, IL- In a recently completed study, the American Dental Association has concluded that people who identify as Democrats STINK! “We have just concluded a nationwide study in which we were interested to see if there was any correlation between dental health issues and political affiliation,” began Dr. Jefrey Cole, president of the American Dental … Read more

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Reuters: Leaked Test Results; Rapinoe Is A Hermaphrodite

Paris, FR- Reuters has just published an explosive expose that could cost the US women’s soccer team their World Cup championship. In the report, French journalist, Obee G. Wyen, states that soccer star, Megan Rapinoe, is actually not a woman, but rather a hermaphrodite. International soccer rules do not allow for the use of hermaphrodites … Read more

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LA Times: Magic Johnson Transitioning

Los Angeles, CA- Los Angeles has had it’s share of big drama over the last several decades, what with the shenanigans of Charlie Manson, OJ Simpson and the like. This new revelation will really put the “la-la” into LA-LA Land.  “Magic Johnson has been keeping a low profile for the last few months,” stated Kawanna … Read more

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Pope Francis: Adam Schiff Should Be Believed

Vatican City- In his usual style of late, Pope Francis pontificated to a massive audience of over 70 people about the evils of the Trump Administration. From a balcony at the Apostolic Palace, Pope Francis dealt a message to the faithful. “There is no future in building walls. The world belongs to all peoples. We … Read more

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America Welcomed As Newest 3rd World Nation

New York, NY- Today, the United Nations (UN) and the World Health Organization (WHO) certified the United States of America as Earth’s newest 3rd world nation. “It is with great regret, and a little personal satisfaction, that today we officially welcome the USA into the ‘3rd World Nations’ family,” began UN president, Maria Fernanda Espinosa … Read more

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Joe Biden Apologizes For Being A Perverted Weasel

Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give. “Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.” When reporters prompted … Read more

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Obama Clears Smollett Crimes In Chicago

Chicago, IL – In an astounding turn of events, out of nowhere, Cook County State’s Attorneys dropped all charges in the Smollett hate crime hoax after a clandestine meeting with Barack Obama over the weekend in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. After first attempting to deny that the meeting took place, and once the Obama Secret Service Detail … Read more

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Smollett Inks Lucrative Deal With NETFLIX

Chicago, IL- In a late Sunday announcement, Smollett attorney, Victor Pugh, dropped a bomb on a crowded lobby at the Millennium Knickerbocker hotel. “Today, Mr. Smollett, at the urging of President Obama, signed a multi year and very lucrative acting and directing contract with NETFLIX,” started Pugh. “President Obama was instrumental in making this deal … Read more

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Smollett: The Clintons Paid Me To Perpetrate Ruse

Chicago, IL- In an afternoon press conference, Chicago police superintendent, Eddie Riccio, announced that there has been a significant turn of events in the Smollett case. “Just this morning, during further questioning of Jessie Smollett, we were able to get an admission from Mr. Smollett that the entire story of his assault was a hoax,” … Read more

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