Hunter Biden Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

McLean, VA- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson, is reporting that at 6:30 am, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of Hunter Biden, the embattled and loose canon son of democratic presidential hopeful, Joe Biden, was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 am from persons who … Read more

Trump Rises Like A Phoenix From Covid’s Ashes!

Washington, DC – President Trump, in his usual flair for the dramatic form, mindfucks the nation with his “The Emperor’s New Covid” routine. How about that? Did you expect the “hoax inside a hoax”? No? Don’t feel too badly, no one else saw it coming either. The Donald reached deep into George Soros’ playbook for … Read more

Tracker and Death Serum

Trophic Cascade: Rise Of The Morons!

San Francisco, CA – Americans have become embroiled in chaos in 2020. Pandemics, fires, riots and political instability have all had a hand in bringing the country to it’s collective knees. What a perfect storm. A perfect storm that was crafted by men, in an effort to control men. All men, however, are not able … Read more

Dehumanizing America

THE DEHUMANIZATION OF AMERICA AND THE WORLD

San Francisco, CA- The dehumanization of America, and the world, is in full swing. Covid-19, if it ever truly existed, has moved to the back burner. The world economy is shot to hell. Depression and suicide numbers are off the charts, and rightfuly so, given what our governments have done to our lives and economies. … Read more

Strokey Joe Biden

Biden’s Massive Stroke Scheduled For September 28, 2020

Washington, DC – According to a leaked e-mail between Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, democratic front-runner, Joe Biden, has been scheduled to suffer a massive and debilitating stroke on September 28th, 2020, just prior to any presidential debates. Biden has never done well in debates and his dementia has made things even worse. He still … Read more

Newsom Bans Farting

Covid-19: Newsom Bans Farting In California.

Sacramento, CA- California governor, Gavin Newsom, is pulling out all of the stops in an effort to slow the spread of Covid-19. Or rather, he is pushing all of the stops in as he orders Californians to stop farting immediately. “We know that the aerosol from our breath has a six foot spray pattern,” Newsom … Read more

Seattle thugs choke peacemakers for oligarchs!

Thugs And Teat Suckers; The Perfect Army Of Malcontent Liberal Politicians

Anywhere, USA- Do you rack your brain and wonder just what the fuck is going on in America today? Do you marvel at the vast inept ignorance of a huge swath of the American populace? If you don’t, you should. Also, if you don’t, you’re likey one of the vast ignorant. A nine square block, … Read more

Wear the mask or go to jail.

ACLU Sues Newsome Over Mask Mandate

Sacramento, CA- The Sacramento chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), a normally rabidly liberal legal group, filed a lawsuit and injunction order against California governor, Gavin Newsome, in regards to Newsome’s facemask mandate. The Sacramento County Sheriff also announced that they will not be enforcing the mandate. In a prepared public briefing, Sacramento … Read more

Trump, Clintons take down America

Is Trump In On It?

Washington, DC- As you look around at the forced state of decay of the American civilization, one can’t help wonder, “How did we get here”? Almost overnight, our country, and the world, were plunged into a nonsensical shutdown that wreaked havoc on a prolific economy and further forced the citizens to choose sides; as if … Read more

Dems Prepare Cuomo-Whitmer Ticket Roll-Out!

New York, NY- Well, there you have it. The entire reason for this pandemic pandemonium. The Dems, knowing full well Biden couldn’t compete with Trump, hell, Biden couldn’t compete with that stray sock you keep finding in the dryer, put out a casting call to their upper echelon opperatives to see who had the toughness, … Read more

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