TRUMP BOMB SAN FRANCISCO

Trump Backs Off North Korea And With Good Reason

Atlanta, GA- In his address to the NRA in Atlanta today, President Donald Trump announced, amongst other things, that he would be backing off of the North Korean dictator, Kim Jung Un and his backward country. “After great thought and negotiations with various other nations, I have decided that my administration will be backing off … Read more

TRUMP GETS TOUGH ON DEMOCRATS

Trump Tax Plan To Double Taxes Of All Registered Democrats

Washington, DC- US Secretary of the Treasury, Steve Mnuchin detailed President Trump’s tax reform plans this morning in a briefing from the White House. “President Trump is proposing dramatic reductions in taxes by overhauling the behemoth tax system in America,” Mnuchin said. “We will be cutting taxes for every American taxpayer and every American business. … Read more

Le Pen for the win.

Marine Le Pen Prepares To Trump France And The New World Order

Paris, FR- First Brexit, then Donald J. Trump, and now Marine Le Pen. It appears as though the civilized world is speaking loud and clear as to how they feel about the direction of this whole New World Order. They think the New World Order is BULLSHIT! First, Britain opts out of the European Union … Read more

RACIST JAY LENO

Jay Leno’s Wife Claims He Is An Out Of Control Racist

Hollywood, CA- In a shocking interview with Entertainment Tonight’s Kevin Frazier, Mavis Leno, the wife of legendary comedian, Jay Leno, dropped a bombshell of epic proportion. “It’s really difficult to live and thrive in this town,” Mrs. Leno began. “The liberal vibe is so palpable and it can get into your head. I think that … Read more

WARREN SAYS YOU ARE A RACIST

Elizabeth Warren Says YOU Are A Racist

Washington, DC- In a moment of insanity, moments that seem to happen all too often with Senator Warren, Ms. Warren told MSNBC’s Rachel Madcow that Trump voters are a racist stew. “People are right to be angry, but Donald Trump said it’s their fault; those other people. Those people who don’t worship like you. Those … Read more

ASSHAT Perez has herpes.

Thomas Perez Forces DNC Vote To Change Democratic Party Name

Washington, DC- According to CNN’s chief political reporter, Dana Bash, DNC chairman, Thomas Perez has put out an ultimatum to the Democratic party in a speech he gave today while on tour with Bernie Sanders. “Our party has lost it’s way,” sounded Perez. “Our party leaders don’t stand for anything. All we have been saying … Read more

Al Cowlings and O.J. Simpson flee police in 1994

Cleveland Gunman Calls Al Cowlings For A Ride

Cleveland, OH- According to CNN, sources inside the murder investigation of Robert Goodwin Sr., Cleveland gunman, Steve Stephens reportedly placed a call to former O.J. Simpson murder accomplice, Al Cowlings. Sources told CNN that the FBI is monitoring calls from the cell phone of the infamous murder suspect in an effort to track his plans … Read more

JET NURSING SON

CBD Oil: Risking Prison To Save Your Child

Ann Arbor, MI- Would you risk a stint in prison to save your child’s life? If you were in the position I am in, watching your baby have seizure after seizure, you bet your sweet ass you would. My baby has epilepsy, namely Dravet syndrome, a chronic disorder that causes unprovoked, recurrent seizures. Occasionally the … Read more

WE'VE ALREADY PAID FOR YOUR BEATING!

The Truth Behind The United Airlines Fiasco. Are you Next?

San Francisco, CA- Have you noticed there seems to be a lot of madness in the world? Have you noticed there seems to be an extraordinary number of big guys beating up on little guys lately? Some people say that because we have camera phones and social media, more people get to see or hear … Read more

Fright wig on a stick

Dame Fright Wig On A Stick To Play Maxine Waters In Bio Movie

Los Angeles, CA- Paramount Pictures execs announced today that they have approved a deal for a Maxine Waters biography movie. “We have been working on this deal for several years,” said Marc Evans, Paramount president. “It was a real brain scratcher. The story didn’t test well. I mean, who wants to spend 2 hours and … Read more

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