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Reuters: Leaked Test Results; Rapinoe Is A Hermaphrodite

Paris, FR- Reuters has just published an explosive expose that could cost the US women’s soccer team their World Cup championship. In the report, French journalist, Obee G. Wyen, states that soccer star, Megan Rapinoe, is actually not a woman, but rather a hermaphrodite. International soccer rules do not allow for the use of hermaphrodites … Read more

Magic Goldberg Transitioning.

LA Times: Magic Johnson Transitioning

Los Angeles, CA- Los Angeles has had it’s share of big drama over the last several decades, what with the shenanigans of Charlie Manson, OJ Simpson and the like. This new revelation will really put the “la-la” into LA-LA Land.  “Magic Johnson has been keeping a low profile for the last few months,” stated Kawanna … Read more

Phil and Tiger disappoint in the debacle in the desert

PGA: Phil And Tiger To Reimburse Fans For “The Match”

Las Vegas, NV- After scathing reviews of the less than poor performances of Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods in “The Match”, both golfers have vowed to reimburse every fan that ordered the abysmal attempt to take golf to pay per view. “We didn’t prepare,” admitted Mickelson. “We thought we could just show up and thrill … Read more

Joe Buck, John Hopkins oral sex in stairwell

Fox Sport’s Joe Buck Gets Public Oral From John Hopkins

Southampton, NY- If you thought the Phil Mickelson incident would be the biggest story coming out of Saturday at the US Open at Shinnecock, you would be wildly mistaken. Fox Sports, known for their football and baseball broadcasting, were thrown for a loop when pictures surfaced Saturday evening of their lead announcer, Joe Buck, receiving … Read more

Gary McCord sucks balls.

CBS Golf Announcer Gary McCord Dies In 16th Tower During Traveler’s Championship

Cromwell, CT- In a sad turn of events, CBS golf announcer, Gary McCord passed away in the 16th hole announcer’s tower during the Traveler’s Championship on Saturday afternoon. “It was very sad,” said fellow CBS golf announcer, Ian Baker-Finch. “Sad because none of us were there with him when he died. It breaks my heart … Read more

Raiders Owner Hopes His Daddy Is Proud Of Him

Oakland, CA- Oakland Raiders owner, Mark Davis held a quick press briefing Saturday morning to present further information as to the Raiders planned move to Las Vegas. “We will be moving the franchise as soon as we are able,” confirmed Mr. Davis. “We are set to begin the full move as soon as we take … Read more

Mexican Protesters Halt WGC Mexico City Tournament

Mexico City, MX- Mexican citizens came out in droves to protest the policies of the American president at the WGC Mexico City Championship. “They just seemed to appear from nowhere,” said an upset Dustin Johnson, who was leading by four strokes when the rukus started. “This is golf, not politics. What the [expletive deleted] is … Read more

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