Padgette Grimm

After graduating the University of Michigan, Padgette Grimm was an up and coming journalist at CNN. One night on the town in Los Angeles changed everything. After spending a night in the slammer for puking on an LAPD officer, Jet realized she was out of her element. She moved back to Ann Arbor and started a commune for like minded hippy souls. Jet is still writing but on a smaller scale. Gardening and children take up most of her time. Contact Jet at: Jet@TheNetSpies.com

Dems Prepare Cuomo-Whitmer Ticket Roll-Out!

New York, NY- Well, there you have it. The entire reason for this pandemic pandemonium. The Dems, knowing full well Biden couldn’t compete with Trump, hell, Biden couldn’t compete with that stray sock you keep finding in the dryer, put out a casting call to their upper echelon opperatives to see who had the toughness, … Read more

Biden is a perv

Joe Biden Apologizes For Being A Perverted Weasel

Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give. “Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.” When reporters prompted … Read more

Smollett is a puppet for the Clintons hoax. Smollett sucks dick.

Smollett: The Clintons Paid Me To Perpetrate Ruse

Chicago, IL- In an afternoon press conference, Chicago police superintendent, Eddie Riccio, announced that there has been a significant turn of events in the Smollett case. “Just this morning, during further questioning of Jessie Smollett, we were able to get an admission from Mr. Smollett that the entire story of his assault was a hoax,” … Read more

Americans demand Congress get to work.

Asylum Caravans March From Detroit And Chicago To DC

Detroit, MI- Huge throngs of Americans, estimated in the hundreds of thousands, began their march, from Detroit and Chicago, seeking asylum in the nation’s capitol today. “Our cities used to be beautiful burgeoning hubs for manufacturing and commerce,” said march organizer and Detroit resident, Darnell Robinson. “Now we are just a big deadly shithole! People … Read more

JET NURSING SON

CBD Oil: Risking Prison To Save Your Child

Ann Arbor, MI- Would you risk a stint in prison to save your child’s life? If you were in the position I am in, watching your baby have seizure after seizure, you bet your sweet ass you would. My baby has epilepsy, namely Dravet syndrome, a chronic disorder that causes unprovoked, recurrent seizures. Occasionally the … Read more

Zombie Whore Apocalypse Comes To University Of Michigan

Ann Arbor, MI- A new trend on college campuses has made it’s way to Ann Arbor. The Zombie Whore Apocalypse is a trending sexual fetish where oversexed co-eds get all dolled up in sexually promiscuous attire and zombie makeup and roam the campus in a lusty search for… well, not brains. “I love it!” exclaimed … Read more

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