Bill Gates: Mexicans Cause Greenhouse Gas!

San Francisco, CA – In a shocking interview with ABC7 reporter, Kumasi Aaron, billionaire and vaccine pusher, Bill Gates, dropped a racist bomb on the Latino community. “Mexicans, along with cattle, are the major contributors of geenhouse gasses that lead to climate change.” When pressed about his comments, Gates elaborated, “With all of that bean … Read more

BIDEN: You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Ghetto, But…

Washington, DC – U.S. President, Joe Biden, with his long standing support of white supremacy, re; Biden’s long running, close friendship with KKK leader, Senator Robert Byrd, as well as his spirited support of Bill Clinton’s 1994 crime bill, which targeted black men for long prison terms, told the BBC, “You can take the boy … Read more

Biden: I’d Love To Take Putin’s Missile In My…

Washington, DC – Quasi-demented president, Joe Biden, today told media outlets for the BBC that “he would love to take Putin’s big missle up his turd-cutter!” In an effort to show his submissiveness to Putin, as well as his support for the LGTBQ community, Biden made multiple references to being bombed and anally penetrated by … Read more

Biden Surrenders To Putin In #SOTU!

Washington DC – Well, it was bound to happen. I mean, you put a lilly-livered, never been successful, life-long, feckless politician in charge of the security of the world, bad shit is going to happen! Don’t assume we believe this to be all Biden’s fault… we don’t. This has been in the works for decades, … Read more

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