Reuters: CA Congressman Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

Washington, DC- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson is reporting that at 6:30 pm, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of California congressman, Devin Nunes was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 pm from persons who were jogging in the park reporting what appeared to be … Read more

Your Legislators Are Killing You And Your Country

Dear US Representatives and Senators, This communication is meant for you specifically. YOU have been elected to represent ME in Washington, DC. I am not happy with you, or your cronies. The collective bulwark methods of governing, as well as your “Good Ol Boy’s Club” attitude are no longer tolerable to the constituents across this nation. … Read more

Maryland Street Gang Rapes Muslim Men, Forces Them To Eat Bacon

Rockville, MD- A breaking news report from NBC affiliate WBAL in Baltimore Maryland says that police are seeking more than a dozen members of the Black Guerrilla Family street gang in connection with alleged sexual assault of several Muslim immigrant men. “We are currently investigating claims from several local residents that were taken hostage and forced … Read more

Ted Cruz And Lindsey Graham To Vote No On Gorsuch Appointment

Washington, DC- According to AP reporter, Julie Pace, Senators Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham will be voting no on the appointment of Neil Gorsuch to the SCOTUS bench if the GOP leadership chooses the nuclear option. “If Judge Gorsuch is unable to garner the necessary votes for approval, we will be standing with Americans and … Read more

Trump, Ryan, Pelosi, Schumer Fiddle While America Burns

Washington, DC- President Trump, Speaker Ryan, House minority leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, are playing a dangerous game of chicken with your future. The two aging Democrats are playing a perilous game with their Republican counterparts in the US Congress and Executive branch to see who will blink first in the … Read more

Grass Valley CA Named 1st Official Cannabis Sanctuary City

Grass Valley, CA- Today marks the beginning of what is expected to be a huge nationwide trend. With the huge trend to legalize cannabis around the nation, and the major authoritarian pushback against legalization, one California city has decided to strike out and take a stand. “We are a cannabis rich city,” stated Grass Valley … Read more

Angela Merkel Unsure Which White House Batroom To Use

Washington, DC- German Chancellor, Angela Merkel popped in to the White House to visit with the American President, Donald Trump. While the visit was quite productive as to issues of the economies for both countries, there were a few hiccups. After a short morning visit and on the way to the big press briefing, Ms. … Read more

Rupaul Calls Bernie Sanders Out On His Taxes

Wahington, DC- Rupaul, the republican senator from Kentucky, called for Bernie Sanders to fork over a couple hundred thousand dollars to the IRS and pay his fair share. After the disastrous Rachel Maddow show where she proved that President Trump has, at least on one occasion for sure,  apparently been a taxpayer, Rupaul was calling … Read more

Trump, Obama Negotiate On Who Gets Thrown Under The Bus

Washington, DC- As the leaks of political corruption in DC are reaching a fevered pitch, some reporters are speculating that the two heads of the local crime families are secretly working out a scheme that will allow them to remain in control of their power, wealth and freedoms. “President Trump and former President Obama, as … Read more

Trump Admits His Governing Style Is A Ponzi Scheme

Washington, DC- In a meeting this morning with House and Senate leaders, President Trump admitted that his style of governance was a Ponzi scheme. “I really wanted to do a big Fonzie scheme,” laughed Trump. “I wanted to wear a leather jacket all the time and say “Eyyyyy” so everyone would think I was really, … Read more

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