Will 10/07/2023 Be WW-lll’s Casus Belli?

San Francisco, CA – What do you know about war? What do you know about history? Your governments are betting “not much”! Otherwise, you’d be frightened to your very core about the world coup that is being staged at this very moment… right before our eyes, and you likely wouldn’t have had to google “casus … Read more

Biden: I’d Love To Take Putin’s Missile In My…

Washington, DC – Quasi-demented president, Joe Biden, today told media outlets for the BBC that “he would love to take Putin’s big missle up his turd-cutter!” In an effort to show his submissiveness to Putin, as well as his support for the LGTBQ community, Biden made multiple references to being bombed and anally penetrated by … Read more

Biden Surrenders To Putin In #SOTU!

Washington DC – Well, it was bound to happen. I mean, you put a lilly-livered, never been successful, life-long, feckless politician in charge of the security of the world, bad shit is going to happen! Don’t assume we believe this to be all Biden’s fault… we don’t. This has been in the works for decades, … Read more

Un-Vaxed or German Jews?

UN-VAXED Become 1940’s German Jews!

Sacramento, CA – They said it would never happen again. They built memorials and museums to educate people so it never could happen again. They produced movies and wrote endless books so that humans could learn from their egregious errors. And yet, here we are, just 80 years later, reinventing the Holocaust! Any day now, … Read more

RAPINOE SPORTS WOOD

Reuters: Leaked Test Results; Rapinoe Is A Hermaphrodite

Paris, FR- Reuters has just published an explosive expose that could cost the US women’s soccer team their World Cup championship. In the report, French journalist, Obee G. Wyen, states that soccer star, Megan Rapinoe, is actually not a woman, but rather a hermaphrodite. International soccer rules do not allow for the use of hermaphrodites … Read more

Notre Dame Rollercoaster

Notre Dame Cathedral Installs New Rollercoaster

Paris, FR- The Pope was in Paris today to announce the grand opening of a new theme park and rollercoaster inside of the historic Notre Dame Cathedral. “Due to the ever decreasing numbers in both visitors to the cathedral and membership in the church, we have taken bold steps to increase the numbers in both … Read more

Mormons allow gays

Breaking: Mormon Church To Allow Homosexuals Full Membership

Salt Lake City, UT- Local CBS affiliate KSL 5 reporter, Lori Prichard broke a bombshell story this morning on KSL 5 News Today. Reporting live from Temple Square, Prichard released a previously taped announcement from recently deceaced church president, Thomas Monson. “After more than a century and a half of discrimination, the LDS (Mormon) Church … Read more

TRUMP BOMB SAN FRANCISCO

Trump Backs Off North Korea And With Good Reason

Atlanta, GA- In his address to the NRA in Atlanta today, President Donald Trump announced, amongst other things, that he would be backing off of the North Korean dictator, Kim Jung Un and his backward country. “After great thought and negotiations with various other nations, I have decided that my administration will be backing off … Read more

Le Pen for the win.

Marine Le Pen Prepares To Trump France And The New World Order

Paris, FR- First Brexit, then Donald J. Trump, and now Marine Le Pen. It appears as though the civilized world is speaking loud and clear as to how they feel about the direction of this whole New World Order. They think the New World Order is BULLSHIT! First, Britain opts out of the European Union … Read more

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