Racist Treat

BLM Demands Removal of “White” Reese’s Cups

Charlotte, NC- The hate group, BLM (Black Lives Matter), has filed an injunction in the federal courts to halt the production of “white” Reese’s Cups. Mattrise Cullo, spokesperson for the hate group (BLM), stated, “It is racist to call a candy white!” “They didn’t call the milk chocolate version ‘African American’!” “Why do whites get … Read more

Un-Vaxed or German Jews?

UN-VAXED Become 1940’s German Jews!

Sacramento, CA – They said it would never happen again. They built memorials and museums to educate people so it never could happen again. They produced movies and wrote endless books so that humans could learn from their egregious errors. And yet, here we are, just 80 years later, reinventing the Holocaust! Any day now, … Read more

The Death Shot Will Kill You By Halloween!

DEATH SHOT:The Variant Killed You!

San Francisco, CA – We’re sitting here wondering what’s next. You too? Why is the government pushing this untested, no efficacy vaccination? And how did they not foresee the variant (Indian or Delta if you please)? Governments push for total vaccination, all the while knowing the vaccine doesn’t cover the variant. What sense does that … Read more

Of course, boys... you can have all the vaccine you want!

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! YOU’RE FINISHED!

San Francisco, CA.- The picture becomes more clearly visible, day by day. The plan to bring America to her knees is in full swing, and most of you imbeciles volunteered to help with the coup. Unwittingly, of course, but what else could be expected from the witless? You see, that is just exactly the problem. … Read more

Donald Trump Pedo Files

YAHOO: Russia, Ukraine Release Trump Pedo Files

Washington, DC – YAHOO News is reporting that two of the worlds most corrupt and morally bankrupt countries, Russia and Ukraine, two countries that rarely get along or see eye to eye on anything, are ready to simultaneously release their clandestine pedo files on former US President, Donald Trump. According to Yahoo News, the governments … Read more

Woody Allen Not Dead

Woody Allen Found Not Dead

Scranton, PA- A clandestine, six month search for missing New York comic, Woody Allen, has turned out more successful than anticipated. Allen, who went missing in July 2019, had not been seen or heard from in 6 months until police raided a swanky property in Scranton on Tuesday. “We are pretty shocked where this case … Read more

Hunter Biden Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

McLean, VA- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson, is reporting that at 6:30 am, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of Hunter Biden, the embattled and loose canon son of democratic presidential hopeful, Joe Biden, was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 am from persons who … Read more

Trump Rises Like A Phoenix From Covid’s Ashes!

Washington, DC – President Trump, in his usual flair for the dramatic form, mindfucks the nation with his “The Emperor’s New Covid” routine. How about that? Did you expect the “hoax inside a hoax”? No? Don’t feel too badly, no one else saw it coming either. The Donald reached deep into George Soros’ playbook for … Read more

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