Newsom Bans Farting

Covid-19: Newsom Bans Farting In California.

Sacramento, CA- California governor, Gavin Newsom, is pulling out all of the stops in an effort to slow the spread of Covid-19. Or rather, he is pushing all of the stops in as he orders Californians to stop farting immediately. “We know that the aerosol from our breath has a six foot spray pattern,” Newsom … Read more

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