Newsom Bans Farting

Covid-19: Newsom Bans Farting In California.

Sacramento, CA- California governor, Gavin Newsom, is pulling out all of the stops in an effort to slow the spread of Covid-19. Or rather, he is pushing all of the stops in as he orders Californians to stop farting immediately. “We know that the aerosol from our breath has a six foot spray pattern,” Newsom … Read more

Wear the mask or go to jail.

ACLU Sues Newsome Over Mask Mandate

Sacramento, CA- The Sacramento chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), a normally rabidly liberal legal group, filed a lawsuit and injunction order against California governor, Gavin Newsome, in regards to Newsome’s facemask mandate. The Sacramento County Sheriff also announced that they will not be enforcing the mandate. In a prepared public briefing, Sacramento … Read more

Trump, Clintons take down America

Is Trump In On It?

Washington, DC- As you look around at the forced state of decay of the American civilization, one can’t help wonder, “How did we get here”? Almost overnight, our country, and the world, were plunged into a nonsensical shutdown that wreaked havoc on a prolific economy and further forced the citizens to choose sides; as if … Read more

Dems Prepare Cuomo-Whitmer Ticket Roll-Out!

New York, NY- Well, there you have it. The entire reason for this pandemic pandemonium. The Dems, knowing full well Biden couldn’t compete with Trump, hell, Biden couldn’t compete with that stray sock you keep finding in the dryer, put out a casting call to their upper echelon opperatives to see who had the toughness, … Read more

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