Scranton, PA- In a sinister and horrific twist, Reuters is about to publish an expose of the twisted inner sanctum of the Democratic Party.
While the world should finally applaud the news media actually doing their job, you can bet the trolls at CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC (OMG, can we puke now) will play this off as nothing to see here.
Sleepy Joe Biden has offered a newly created cabinet position, in the event he should miraculously be elected, to Bernie Sanders if he would drop out of the Democratic primary race.
What is this new cabinet position you ask? Well, it’s right up Bernie’s alley. Secretary of Economic Downturn and Destruction. Bernie can do that standing on his head. Well, that coffin dodger can’t likely stand on his head, in reality… hell, he hasn’t ever done anything, in reality. But we’ll bet you a million rupees he can destroy an economy in 15 minutes. He should change his name to Venezuela.
All kidding aside, if you are a democrat, and you are buying the shit your party is shoveling, please, as an intelligent person, I implore you, take your own life and spare your government from having to do it for you!
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