TWO ECONOMIC DOWNTURN EXPERTS.

Biden Offers Bernie New Cabinet Post To Withdraw

Scranton, PA- In a sinister and horrific twist, Reuters is about to publish an expose of the twisted inner sanctum of the Democratic Party. While the world should finally applaud the news media actually doing their job, you can bet the trolls at CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC (OMG, can we puke now) will play … Read more

Deval The Devil

The Deval Went Down To D.C.

The Deval went down to D.C., he was lookin’ for an election to steal. He was in a bind, ‘cuz he was way behind, and he was lookin’ to make a deal. When he came upon an old man tearing up the airwaves and crushing it hot, the Deval jumped up on his political stump … Read more

Biden is a perv

Joe Biden Apologizes For Being A Perverted Weasel

Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give. “Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.” When reporters prompted … Read more

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