BIDEN: You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Ghetto, But…

Washington, DC – U.S. President, Joe Biden, with his long standing support of white supremacy, re; Biden’s long running, close friendship with KKK leader, Senator Robert Byrd, as well as his spirited support of Bill Clinton’s 1994 crime bill, which targeted black men for long prison terms, told the BBC, “You can take the boy … Read more

Biden Surrenders To Putin In #SOTU!

Washington DC – Well, it was bound to happen. I mean, you put a lilly-livered, never been successful, life-long, feckless politician in charge of the security of the world, bad shit is going to happen! Don’t assume we believe this to be all Biden’s fault… we don’t. This has been in the works for decades, … Read more

Woody Allen Not Dead

Woody Allen Found Not Dead

Scranton, PA- A clandestine, six month search for missing New York comic, Woody Allen, has turned out more successful than anticipated. Allen, who went missing in July 2019, had not been seen or heard from in 6 months until police raided a swanky property in Scranton on Tuesday. “We are pretty shocked where this case … Read more

Hunter Biden Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

McLean, VA- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson, is reporting that at 6:30 am, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of Hunter Biden, the embattled and loose canon son of democratic presidential hopeful, Joe Biden, was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 am from persons who … Read more

Strokey Joe Biden

Biden’s Massive Stroke Scheduled For September 28, 2020

Washington, DC – According to a leaked e-mail between Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, democratic front-runner, Joe Biden, has been scheduled to suffer a massive and debilitating stroke on September 28th, 2020, just prior to any presidential debates. Biden has never done well in debates and his dementia has made things even worse. He still … Read more

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Biden Offers Bernie New Cabinet Post To Withdraw

Scranton, PA- In a sinister and horrific twist, Reuters is about to publish an expose of the twisted inner sanctum of the Democratic Party. While the world should finally applaud the news media actually doing their job, you can bet the trolls at CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC (OMG, can we puke now) will play … Read more

Deval The Devil

The Deval Went Down To D.C.

The Deval went down to D.C., he was lookin’ for an election to steal. He was in a bind, ‘cuz he was way behind, and he was lookin’ to make a deal. When he came upon an old man tearing up the airwaves and crushing it hot, the Deval jumped up on his political stump … Read more

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Joe Biden Apologizes For Being A Perverted Weasel

Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give. “Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.” When reporters prompted … Read more

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