Los Angeles, CA- In what can only be described as sheer insanity, the Times is reporting that Ed Buck, out on bail after being charged with various felonies, has apparently taken the life of another destitute and despondent black man.
“This has gotten completely out of control!” exclaimed LA County Sheriffs spokesman, Buster Hyman. “Law enforcement in California is completely dumbfounded as to why a judge would give bail to a known sexual predator! Well, a judge did just that, and now we have another dead man.”
“From what we can tell at this early stage of the investigation, it appears that Cory Booker, the Senator from New Jersey, was very despondent about running out of money for his campaign,” Hyman told reporters. “Booker was desperate to stay in the race for the presidential nomination and contacted Mr. Buck in regards to a large donation to buoy his campaign. Buck had Booker flown to his West Hollywood home, the same home where Buck has allegedly overdosed several despondent, black male prostitutes, and now Mr. Booker is on an LA County coroner’s table. At this stage, the public will have to draw their own conclusions until we can wrap up our investigation.”