Strokey Joe Biden

Biden’s Massive Stroke Scheduled For September 28, 2020

Washington, DC – According to a leaked e-mail between Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, democratic front-runner, Joe Biden, has been scheduled to suffer a massive and debilitating stroke on September 28th, 2020, just prior to any presidential debates. Biden has never done well in debates and his dementia has made things even worse. He still … Read more

BOOKER WORRIED ABOUT CAMPAIGN FINANCES.

LA TIMES: Another Overdose Victim At Ed Buck’s Mansion

Los Angeles, CA- In what can only be described as sheer insanity, the Times is reporting that Ed Buck, out on bail after being charged with various felonies, has apparently taken the life of another destitute and despondent black man. “This has gotten completely out of control!” exclaimed LA County Sheriffs spokesman, Buster Hyman. “Law … Read more

Liberals are drunken losers

Trump, Sessions Introduce New Drinking Game

Washington, DC- President Donald Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions, in keeping with the absurdity of national politics, are ready to introduce a new drinking game to the American public. “Jeff [Sessions} and I figured, if we can’t stop the obstructionists from ruining the country, at least we can all go down with a smile … Read more

Soros, Obama Grooming Ca Senator Kamala Harris For 2020 Presidency

Oakland, CA- According to research and reports by the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, billionaire George Soros and former president Obama are waging a campaign to slip the new junior California senator, Kamala Harris into the White House in 2020. “Because there was such broad appeal for Soros’ protégé, Barack Obama, Mr. Soros has been searching for a … Read more

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