Vatican City- In his usual style of late, Pope Francis pontificated to a massive audience of over 70 people about the evils of the Trump Administration.
From a balcony at the Apostolic Palace, Pope Francis dealt a message to the faithful. “There is no future in building walls. The world belongs to all peoples. We must not bow to the ideals of those who wish to create border, gender, sexual orientation and child murder controversy.”
“The fight is strong in America. L’il Adam Schiff is fighting hard to keep Democracy alive in the American Republic. The entire world must join him to defeat the autocratic leader of America.”
Pope Francis went on to say, “I cannot, in good faith, side with the heterosexual American President. I am bound by my oath as the leader of the pedophile nation to side with my fellow pedophile, Adam Schiff. When I make love to L’il Adam, his teeny tiny wee-wee and hairless body makes me feel like I am molesting a little boy… except in this case, it is totally legal, not that it matters.”
At this juncture in the speech, Pope Francis had to be rushed from the balcony because he was drooling and his papal robes were more reminiscent of a pup-tent.