Washington, DC- In a stunning announcement by Sean Spicer, FBI director, James Comey was fired by President Trump.
“The President told Mr. Comey that he was ok with the lies,” began Spicer. “He was ok with the double standards for the elite. He was grateful for the big announcement about Hillary’s email in October. He could even overlook Comey being so chummy with that Kenyan guy. But there is no way in hell the President could tolerate Mr. Comey’s continued raiding of the White House pantie and bra collections.”
No comment yet from Mr. Comey.
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