OBAMAS AND CLINTONS FLEE TO MALDIVES

Reuters: Obamas, Clintons, Comeys And McCabes Flee To The Maldives

Washington, DC- This morning, Department of Homeland Security officials are reporting that scrutinized top level Democrats have fled to the Maldives according to Reuters. “We have just confirmed, through passenger manifests from several luxury private jet leasing companies, that the Obama and Clinton families have fled the country,” stated Kirstjen Nielsen, head of Homeland Security. … Read more

Kennedy Assassination

I’ll Worry About The FBI Once They Solve The Kennedy Assassination

Washington, DC – President Trump told reporters on Wednesday that he is very much looking forward to his interview, under oath no less, with special counsel, Robert Mueller. On his way to Davos, Switzerland, President Trump stopped for a brief q&a with reporters on the north lawn. In response to a question from ABC News … Read more

Obama is a douche. The King of Mass Shootings.

FBI Report: Mass Shootings Nearly Tripled Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC- Mass shootings, characterized as an incident of gun violence with four or more victims, seem to be a regular happening in the US and around the world these days. While gun violence and firearm related deaths are a huge problem in the US, suicide is the leading cause of gun deaths, 2-1, in … Read more

COMEY FIRED

FBI Director James Comey Fired!

Washington, DC- In a stunning announcement by Sean Spicer, FBI director, James Comey was fired by President Trump. “The President told Mr. Comey that he was ok with the lies,” began Spicer. “He was ok with the double standards for the elite. He was grateful for the big announcement about Hillary’s email in October. He … Read more

Bannon, Priebus Outlaws

BREAKING: Pair Sought In Connection With Trump Coup Plot

Washington, DC- Reuters news agency Deparment of Justice reporter, Julia Harte, has just released a bombshell report about an internal plot to assassinate President Trump. “I have just been informed by my official Justice Department sources that the FBI is actively searching for Mr. Steve Bannon and Mr. Reince Priebus, both high ranking Trump administration … Read more

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