Trump, Clintons take down America

Is Trump In On It?

Washington, DC- As you look around at the forced state of decay of the American civilization, one can’t help wonder, “How did we get here”? Almost overnight, our country, and the world, were plunged into a nonsensical shutdown that wreaked havoc on a prolific economy and further forced the citizens to choose sides; as if … Read more

Smollett is a puppet for the Clintons hoax. Smollett sucks dick.

Smollett: The Clintons Paid Me To Perpetrate Ruse

Chicago, IL- In an afternoon press conference, Chicago police superintendent, Eddie Riccio, announced that there has been a significant turn of events in the Smollett case. “Just this morning, during further questioning of Jessie Smollett, we were able to get an admission from Mr. Smollett that the entire story of his assault was a hoax,” … Read more

Andrew McCabe dead

REUTERS:Fired FBI Deputy Director Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

Washington, DC- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson is reporting that at 6:30 pm, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of former FBI deputy director, Andrew McCabe was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 pm from persons who were jogging in the park reporting what appeared … Read more

Liberals are drunken losers

Trump, Sessions Introduce New Drinking Game

Washington, DC- President Donald Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions, in keeping with the absurdity of national politics, are ready to introduce a new drinking game to the American public. “Jeff [Sessions} and I figured, if we can’t stop the obstructionists from ruining the country, at least we can all go down with a smile … Read more

COMEY FIRED

FBI Director James Comey Fired!

Washington, DC- In a stunning announcement by Sean Spicer, FBI director, James Comey was fired by President Trump. “The President told Mr. Comey that he was ok with the lies,” began Spicer. “He was ok with the double standards for the elite. He was grateful for the big announcement about Hillary’s email in October. He … Read more

LOCK HER UP, HILLARY CLINTON

Donald Trump Promised To Lock Her Up! Will You Hold Him To His Promise?

Middle America, USA- During the 2016 presidential campaign, GOP candidate, Donald J. Trump promised Americans that he would Lock Her Up. The her he was referring to was organized crime boss, Hillary Clinton. “And I’ll tell you what. I didn’t think I’d say this, but I’m going to say it, and I hate to say … Read more

%d bloggers like this: