Magic Goldberg Transitioning.

LA Times: Magic Johnson Transitioning

Los Angeles, CA- Los Angeles has had it’s share of big drama over the last several decades, what with the shenanigans of Charlie Manson, OJ Simpson and the like. This new revelation will really put the “la-la” into LA-LA Land.  “Magic Johnson has been keeping a low profile for the last few months,” stated Kawanna … Read more

Steven Tyler is Caitlyn Jenner

Caitlyn Jenner To Grace SI’s Swimsuit Cover

New York, NY- Stephen Cannella, the managing editor for Sports Illustrated magazine, dropped a bombshell on the entire world today when he announced that Caitlyn Jenner would be the featured star of the world renowned SI swimsuit issue. “We, at Sports Illustrated, are very proud to announce that Caitlyn Jenner will be the focal point … Read more

OCASIO-CORTEZ NOT MY PRESIDENT CHALLENGE

Ocasio-Cortez Urges Liberals To Join “Not My President” Challenge

East Elmhurst, NY- The surprises just keep coming from the Democrat’s new socialist darling, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Today was no exception, as the upstart community organizer pleaded with her would be constituents to join her in a showdown with President Trump for all the marbles… literally. Ocasio-Cortez turned up in East Elmhurst today with that wild … Read more

Maxine Waters is Trump's Bitch

The Trumps Finally Add A Dog To The White House Family

Washington, D.C.- While the White House seems to have been steeped in chaos for the last eighteen months, due to liberal interference and resistance, it hasn’t gone unnoticed by the President that the Trumps had no White House dog. The Donald was at a crossroad. Every US President since 1901 had a pooch at the … Read more

Al Franken is a perverted pig.

Al Franken Killed By Minnesota Blizzards

Minneapolis, MN- Authorities in Minneapolis announced this morning that disgraced and former Minnesota Senator, Al Franken, has been confirmed as a blizzard casualty. “It has been a rough time for the Franken family,” Richard W. Stanek, Hennepin County Sheriff, began the news conference. “Of course everyone is familiar with Mr. Franken’s tragic comedy career. He … Read more

BITCHES BE CRAZY

Pelosi: U.S. Must Ban All Bridges, Bombs And Guns!

San Francisco, CA- In a special Tuesday press conference to address sanctuary city policy in San Francisco, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) was asked about the safety of American citizens in light of current events the last few weeks in Florida and Texas. “The school shootings must stop!” Pelosi began. “This is 21st century America and … Read more

BIPARTISAN SERIAL KILLERS.

Does This New CrOmnibus Budget Have You Confused?

San Francisco, CA- Does anyone else out there find it just a bit too convenient that the Democrats and Republicans in Congress, as if out of nowhere, are both in agreement and touting a new and stylish continuing resolution omnibus budget that blows the lid off of spending restrictions? If this has you scratching your … Read more

Kennedy Assassination

I’ll Worry About The FBI Once They Solve The Kennedy Assassination

Washington, DC – President Trump told reporters on Wednesday that he is very much looking forward to his interview, under oath no less, with special counsel, Robert Mueller. On his way to Davos, Switzerland, President Trump stopped for a brief q&a with reporters on the north lawn. In response to a question from ABC News … Read more

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