Chicago, IL- In a late Sunday announcement, Smollett attorney, Victor Pugh, dropped a bomb on a crowded lobby at the Millennium Knickerbocker hotel.
“Today, Mr. Smollett, at the urging of President Obama, signed a multi year and very lucrative acting and directing contract with NETFLIX,” started Pugh. “President Obama was instrumental in making this deal happen. Some people in America still understand ‘Innocent Until Proven Guilty’, as well as how difficult it is to be a black man in Chicago and America. Mr. Smollett looks forward to defending his good name and sucking Obama’s dick.”