Chicago, IL – In an astounding turn of events, out of nowhere, Cook County State’s Attorneys dropped all charges in the Smollett hate crime hoax after a clandestine meeting with Barack Obama over the weekend in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. After first attempting to deny that the meeting took place, and once the Obama Secret Service Detail details were released, Cook County First Assistant State’s Attorney, Jossie Maguts has stipulated that there was, in fact, a meeting with the former President and his staff as reported Sunday in the Sheboygan Press News.
“While many topics were discussed, the Smollett matter was a major topic,” Maguts stated in regards to the meeting. “I am not able to comment any further on the Smollett matter.”
When former President Obama was approached and questioned today about the apparent miscarriage of justice, and whether or not he had a hand in the decision to drop the charges, Obama stated, as he held his middle finger to his nose, “I did not lay a single finger on the scales of justice in the Smollett matter.”
We think it’s pretty clear that Obama gave Lady Justice, and every non-elite American, at least a finger.
Chicago Mayor, Rahm Imanuel, was literally hopping mad as he delivered his joint presser along side Chicago Police Superintendent, Eddie Johnson. “Where is the accountability in the system? You cannot have, because of a person’s position, one set of rules applies to them and another set of rules apply to everyone else,” Emanuel said. “Our officers did hard work day in and day out. Countless hours working to unwind what actually happened that night. The city saw its reputation dragged through the mud…It’s not just the officers’ work, but the work of the grand jury that made a decision based on only a sliver of the evidence. Because of the judge’s decision, none of that evidence will ever be made public.” Emanuel summed it up as a “Whitewash of Justice”!
President Trump was hounded for two years by the Democrat led Russian conspiracy hoax. Justice Kavanaugh was railroaded with the Democrat led sexual assault hoax. Both ultimately proved false. Now, the charges in the Democrat led Smollett case up and disappear like a fart in the wind. Democrats obviously are not highly skilled in the hoax game. They are, apparently, highly skilled in the cover-up game. That being said, remember that the United States Department of Justice, as well as the Postal Inspector General, are currently investigating federal crimes in regard to Smollett mailing a terrorist threat to himself. You can bet that the Feds will throw the book at The Douche, formerly known as Smollett.
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Obummer and Smollett = gay love affair. That’s why Obummer (also known as M3 – murdering muslim Marxist) intervened.
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