Trump Rises Like A Phoenix From Covid’s Ashes!

Washington, DC – President Trump, in his usual flair for the dramatic form, mindfucks the nation with his “The Emperor’s New Covid” routine. How about that? Did you expect the “hoax inside a hoax”? No? Don’t feel too badly, no one else saw it coming either. The Donald reached deep into George Soros’ playbook for … Read more

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BREAKING: Kamala Harris Diagnosed With HIV-×

San Francisco, CA- Daniel Chen, spokesman and constituent director for California senator, Kamala Harris, announced that the California junior senator has been diagnosed with HIV-×. “While this is a sad day for our political family, we feel an obligation to inform our local constituents and national followers,” Chen began. “Senator Harris has been diagnosed with … Read more

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