Washington, DC – President Trump, in his usual flair for the dramatic form, mindfucks the nation with his “The Emperor’s New Covid” routine. How about that? Did you expect the “hoax inside a hoax”? No? Don’t feel too badly, no one else saw it coming either.
The Donald reached deep into George Soros’ playbook for this one. The dreaded “double reverse”. And now, the mighty Emperor can stand before us, having stared right into the face of the mighty Covid beast and spat upon it, and declare victory! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of the Covid, Trump is ready to join the pantheon of great American heros. We can hear it now, “The deep state tried to best me! The FBI tried to best me! The Congress tried to best me! Covid tried to best me! I laughed at them all and they failed. Now, sleepy Joe and George Soros are trying to best me… and I laugh again!”
It’s been nice to know you America. Your fate has been sealed by your fat, lazy and ignorant inhabitants. The inhabitants that have no idea that the last four years has been a soap opera produced by Donald Trump and George Soros, starring Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi. Don’t believe it? What has been the outcome of all of the investigations? NOTHING! The entire economy shut down for the flu? We feel like we’re stuck in a loop of “My Cousin Vinny”. It is painfully obvious that all of DC is completely and hopelessly corrupt, and the great ship America is sinking swiftly. We hope you brought your nose plugs and water wings.