Washington, DC- This morning, Department of Homeland Security officials are reporting that scrutinized top level Democrats have fled to the Maldives according to Reuters.
“We have just confirmed, through passenger manifests from several luxury private jet leasing companies, that the Obama and Clinton families have fled the country,” stated Kirstjen Nielsen, head of Homeland Security. “Two private jets left early this morning for Male Ibrahim Nasir International Airport in the Maldives. The manifests confirmed that the passengers on those two jets were the Obama and Clinton families.”
The Maldives is a tropical nation in the Indian Ocean composed of 26 ring shaped atolls and coral islands that cater to the rich and famous. The Maldives is one of very few countries that do not have an extradition treaty with the United States.
“We have also uncovered a plan for the Comey family and the McCabe family to board private jets to the Maldives,” continued Nielsen. “These jets and all private jet companies have been put on notice to notify our office in the event that any politician should attempt to purchase their services for any trip outside the continental United States.”
“We are currently speaking with the leadership in the Maldives in an attempt to come to terms on a treaty of extradition,” Nielsen explained. “We have great confidence that we can come to some sort of agreement in the very near future.”