Obama
The Deval Went Down To D.C.
The Deval went down to D.C., he was lookin’ for an election to steal. He was in a bind, ‘cuz he was way behind, and he was lookin’ to make a deal. When he came upon an old man tearing up the airwaves and crushing it hot, the Deval jumped up on his political stump … Read more
Obama Clears Smollett Crimes In Chicago
Chicago, IL – In an astounding turn of events, out of nowhere, Cook County State’s Attorneys dropped all charges in the Smollett hate crime hoax after a clandestine meeting with Barack Obama over the weekend in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. After first attempting to deny that the meeting took place, and once the Obama Secret Service Detail … Read more
Americans Can Legally “Citizen’s Arrest” Illegal Aliens
San Francisco, CA- Did you know that every American citizen has the power, and the right, to place illegal aliens under arrest and detain them until ICE agents arrive and take them into federal custody? Most states have codified the common law rule that a warrantless arrest may be made by a private person for … Read more
Reuters: Obamas, Clintons, Comeys And McCabes Flee To The Maldives
Washington, DC- This morning, Department of Homeland Security officials are reporting that scrutinized top level Democrats have fled to the Maldives according to Reuters. “We have just confirmed, through passenger manifests from several luxury private jet leasing companies, that the Obama and Clinton families have fled the country,” stated Kirstjen Nielsen, head of Homeland Security. … Read more
Crushing America To Save A Bad Legacy
San Francisco, CA- It seems counter-intuitive to think that you would be willing to risk the lives and welfare of 350 million people, people you were hired to protect and serve, just to save the reputation of one friend. It seems downright criminal that you would protect the dastardly (or do I mean bastardly?) acts … Read more
Torah! Torah! Torah! Kushner Bombs Trump Presidency
Washington, DC- With all of the liberal invented controversy swirling around the White House for the last few months, the president’s son in law, Jared Kushner has decided to pile on the “Dump the Trump” fiasco. Jared Kushner, the youngster charged with finding a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine, is now under investigation for … Read more
Soros, Obama Grooming Ca Senator Kamala Harris For 2020 Presidency
Oakland, CA- According to research and reports by the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, billionaire George Soros and former president Obama are waging a campaign to slip the new junior California senator, Kamala Harris into the White House in 2020. “Because there was such broad appeal for Soros’ protégé, Barack Obama, Mr. Soros has been searching for a … Read more
Your Legislators Are Killing You And Your Country
Dear US Representatives and Senators, This communication is meant for you specifically. YOU have been elected to represent ME in Washington, DC. I am not happy with you, or your cronies. The collective bulwark methods of governing, as well as your “Good Ol Boy’s Club” attitude are no longer tolerable to the constituents across this nation. … Read more
Trump, Obama Negotiate On Who Gets Thrown Under The Bus
Washington, DC- As the leaks of political corruption in DC are reaching a fevered pitch, some reporters are speculating that the two heads of the local crime families are secretly working out a scheme that will allow them to remain in control of their power, wealth and freedoms. “President Trump and former President Obama, as … Read more