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Woody Allen Not Dead

Woody Allen Found Not Dead

Scranton, PA- A clandestine, six month search for missing New York comic, Woody Allen, has turned out more successful than anticipated. Allen, who went missing in July 2019, had not been seen or heard from in 6 months until police raided a swanky property in Scranton on Tuesday. “We are pretty shocked where this case … Read more

Biden is a perv

Joe Biden Apologizes For Being A Perverted Weasel

Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give. “Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.” When reporters prompted … Read more

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