Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give.
“Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.”
When reporters prompted Biden to explain the comment, he said, “Not that I have boinked every woman in the world, not for lack of trying anyway, but I have generally acted like a slippery, perverted weasel toward women everywhere. Hell, I’ve molested most of the women here in Scranton… and that is just today!” exclaimed Biden with a wink.
Biden has long been known as one of DC’s most notorious degenerate philanderers. Well, he makes a lot of deviant proposals to women, but so far, only Greta Van Susteren has taken Joe up on his offer.
Joe Biden is, and always has been, a feckless pervert… but that’s nothing a good throat punch can’t cure 🙂