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Joe Biden Apologizes For Being A Perverted Weasel

Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give. “Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.” When reporters prompted … Read more

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Fairfax Proves Women Are Lying About Sexual Assaults

Richmond, VA- Embattled Virginia Lieutenant Governor, Justin Fairfax, took bold steps today to prove his innocence in regards to numerous complaints of sexual assault lodged against him. “Several women from my past have come forward with false claims of sexual assault,” Fairfax began his presser. “Today, since there is still a possibility that criminal charges … Read more

Maryland Street Gang Rapes Muslim Men, Forces Them To Eat Bacon

Rockville, MD- A breaking news report from NBC affiliate WBAL in Baltimore Maryland says that police are seeking more than a dozen members of the Black Guerrilla Family street gang in connection with alleged sexual assault of several Muslim immigrant men. “We are currently investigating claims from several local residents that were taken hostage and forced … Read more

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