Politicians Suck

It’s Time To Take Our Country Back!

We the “PEOPLE” of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America… We here in … Read more

Trump urges seniors to got to college for free if socialists prevail.

Trump Admin Urging Seniors To Take Advantage Of Dem’s Free College

Washington, DC- In a press release today, the Trump Administration is urging all seniors to gear up and take full advantage of the Democrat’s free college tuition plan, should the Socialists ever regain power. While that might be music to the ears of high school seniors around the nation, those are not the seniors the … Read more

Liberals buying guns at record pace.

STUDY: Liberals Buying Guns At Record Pace

San Francisco, CA- According to a 2018 study from the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, liberals, fearing an onrushing US civil war, are purchasing firearms at an extremely accelerated pace. “Our study of national firearm purchases, juxtaposed with national voter registration rolls, tells us that there has been 3,000% increase in firearm purchases by registered Democrats,” stated Archer … Read more

BROWN, OBAMA, FOX DISCUSS TRUMP'S WALL.

Obama: Trump Will Never Get His Great Racist Wall

Sacramento, CA- The Sacramento Bee is reporting that California Governor, Jerry Brown hosted a Democratic strategy summit today with notable figures, Barack Obama and former Mexican President, Vicente Fox. The summit, a meeting of Democrat minds, is an effort to thwart the rising tide of conservatism in the country. The two main topics that were … Read more

TRUMP GOTCHA MOMENT

Trump, Bannon Cash In On Dems, Fake Media With “Fire and Fury”

Washington, DC- In what will certainly be the biggest story of the new year, if not the century, Reuters US political reporter, Makini Brice unleashed a bombshell this morning that is exploding the minds of every politician and pundit around the country. “When Reuters first caught wind of the tell all book “Fire and Fury”, … Read more

OBAMA CONTEMPLATES SUICIDE

Obama Contemplates Suicide As Democratic Party Fails

Fajardo, PR- Former president, Barack Obama on vacation in Puerto Rico was captured by photographers contemplating suicide on the edge of a cliff. The former president, whose legacy (weak as it was) is being calculatingly dismantled by his replacement , Donald Trump , is reported to be despondent in a Fajardo institution. “I have been … Read more

Chuck Schumer pedophile

Chuck Schumer Marries 6 Year Old Girl To Support Islam And Fight Travel Ban

Washington, DC-  Chuck Schumer, in an effort to show support for Barrack Obama’s legacy, Muslims and the One Global World,  married a 6 year old Muslim girl. “Someone has to make a stand against the white privilege of WASP America. Someone has to fight this travel ban,” cried Senator Schumer. “It is an outrage how … Read more

CRIMINAL CONGRESS

The Russian Hacking Investigation Makes One Thing Perfectly Clear

San Francisco, CA- We have now heard testimony before Congress, ad nauseum. We have heard the pundit spin doctors who tell us what we should think, to a sickening degree. And what have we learned? We have learned that everyone in our federal government, elected, appointed or hired, is just another cog in an enormous … Read more

Kushner, Russia, Cannabis

Torah! Torah! Torah! Kushner Bombs Trump Presidency

Washington, DC- With all of the liberal invented controversy swirling around the White House for the last few months, the president’s son in law, Jared Kushner has decided to pile on the “Dump the Trump” fiasco. Jared Kushner, the youngster charged with finding a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine, is now under investigation for … Read more

TRUMP GETS TOUGH ON DEMOCRATS

Trump Tax Plan To Double Taxes Of All Registered Democrats

Washington, DC- US Secretary of the Treasury, Steve Mnuchin detailed President Trump’s tax reform plans this morning in a briefing from the White House. “President Trump is proposing dramatic reductions in taxes by overhauling the behemoth tax system in America,” Mnuchin said. “We will be cutting taxes for every American taxpayer and every American business. … Read more

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