Lakim Nesnah

Lakim was born in Pretoria, South Africa with severe scoliosis. He couldn't play with the other children so he found solace in words. He used his words to fight bullies and he liked it... except for the time Ralph picked him up and tossed him like a rag doll. Now he knows it is much safer to talk crap using the Internet as a buffer. Lakim has several degrees that he purchased online. They make him feel smarter than you. Contact Lakim at: Lakim@TheNetSpies.com

Mexican Protesters Halt WGC Mexico City Tournament

Mexico City, MX- Mexican citizens came out in droves to protest the policies of the American president at the WGC Mexico City Championship. “They just seemed to appear from nowhere,” said an upset Dustin Johnson, who was leading by four strokes when the rukus started. “This is golf, not politics. What the [expletive deleted] is … Read more

Democrats Reinvent Cold War Anxiety To Discredit Trump

Washington, DC- Dirty politics as usual in DC? Democrat politicians have set out on a plot to reinvent the anxiety and anguish of the cold war in an effort to discredit and possibly move toward impeachment proceedings of President Trump and his staff. After World War II, tensions between the United States and Soviet Russia … Read more

The Piranha Wins DNC Chair Position

Atlanta, GA- Thomas Perez, aka The Piranha to insiders, won the battle to become the next Democratic National Committee chairperson. “It was a tough battle,” declared Mr. Perez as saliva spewed from his lips. “Keith (Ellison) was a worthy opponent. That is why I am naming him my deputy chair.” It should be a pretty … Read more

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