Liberals buying guns at record pace.

STUDY: Liberals Buying Guns At Record Pace

San Francisco, CA- According to a 2018 study from the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, liberals, fearing an onrushing US civil war, are purchasing firearms at an extremely accelerated pace. “Our study of national firearm purchases, juxtaposed with national voter registration rolls, tells us that there has been 3,000% increase in firearm purchases by registered Democrats,” stated Archer … Read more

Le Pen for the win.

Marine Le Pen Prepares To Trump France And The New World Order

Paris, FR- First Brexit, then Donald J. Trump, and now Marine Le Pen. It appears as though the civilized world is speaking loud and clear as to how they feel about the direction of this whole New World Order. They think the New World Order is BULLSHIT! First, Britain opts out of the European Union … Read more

Soros, Obama Grooming Ca Senator Kamala Harris For 2020 Presidency

Oakland, CA- According to research and reports by the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, billionaire George Soros and former president Obama are waging a campaign to slip the new junior California senator, Kamala Harris into the White House in 2020. “Because there was such broad appeal for Soros’ protégé, Barack Obama, Mr. Soros has been searching for a … Read more

AG Sessions To Charge Violent Berkeley Protesters With Terrorism

Washington, DC- Attorney General, Jeff Sessions pulled the USA Freedom Act (formerly the Patriot Act) out of his pocket at a special news conference this morning and announced that he would charge each violent protester at the Berkeley rally with domestic terrorism. He also announced that any further violent acts on behalf of leftist ideology … Read more

Democrats Reinvent Cold War Anxiety To Discredit Trump

Washington, DC- Dirty politics as usual in DC? Democrat politicians have set out on a plot to reinvent the anxiety and anguish of the cold war in an effort to discredit and possibly move toward impeachment proceedings of President Trump and his staff. After World War II, tensions between the United States and Soviet Russia … Read more

NY Senator Schumer’s Mistress Goes On Record

New York, NY- In a bombshell revelation today, the mistress of New York senator, Chuck Schumer, went on record about the clandestine relationship she has had with the senator for the last 7 years. Originally from Rhodesia, she is known only as Miss Stella. She was smuggled into the US and sold on the black … Read more

The Piranha Wins DNC Chair Position

Atlanta, GA- Thomas Perez, aka The Piranha to insiders, won the battle to become the next Democratic National Committee chairperson. “It was a tough battle,” declared Mr. Perez as saliva spewed from his lips. “Keith (Ellison) was a worthy opponent. That is why I am naming him my deputy chair.” It should be a pretty … Read more

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