DURBIN IS A LIAR.

NY Times Buries Story On Sh*thole Controversy Being Dem Distraction

New York, NY- Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior New York Times source is going on the record that the recent Dick Durbin vs President Trump “Sh*thole” controversy is a completely planned and fabulist distraction by the Democratic party. According to the source, NYT investigative journalist, Jo Becker was informed of the plot to … Read more

ASSHAT Perez has herpes.

Thomas Perez Forces DNC Vote To Change Democratic Party Name

Washington, DC- According to CNN’s chief political reporter, Dana Bash, DNC chairman, Thomas Perez has put out an ultimatum to the Democratic party in a speech he gave today while on tour with Bernie Sanders. “Our party has lost it’s way,” sounded Perez. “Our party leaders don’t stand for anything. All we have been saying … Read more

The Piranha Wins DNC Chair Position

Atlanta, GA- Thomas Perez, aka The Piranha to insiders, won the battle to become the next Democratic National Committee chairperson. “It was a tough battle,” declared Mr. Perez as saliva spewed from his lips. “Keith (Ellison) was a worthy opponent. That is why I am naming him my deputy chair.” It should be a pretty … Read more

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