Ted Cruz And Lindsey Graham To Vote No On Gorsuch Appointment

Washington, DC- According to AP reporter, Julie Pace, Senators Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham will be voting no on the appointment of Neil Gorsuch to the SCOTUS bench if the GOP leadership chooses the nuclear option. “If Judge Gorsuch is unable to garner the necessary votes for approval, we will be standing with Americans and … Read more

Trump Admits His Governing Style Is A Ponzi Scheme

Washington, DC- In a meeting this morning with House and Senate leaders, President Trump admitted that his style of governance was a Ponzi scheme. “I really wanted to do a big Fonzie scheme,” laughed Trump. “I wanted to wear a leather jacket all the time and say “Eyyyyy” so everyone would think I was really, … Read more

NY Senator Schumer’s Mistress Goes On Record

New York, NY- In a bombshell revelation today, the mistress of New York senator, Chuck Schumer, went on record about the clandestine relationship she has had with the senator for the last 7 years. Originally from Rhodesia, she is known only as Miss Stella. She was smuggled into the US and sold on the black … Read more

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