Maxine Waters is Trump's Bitch

The Trumps Finally Add A Dog To The White House Family

Washington, D.C.- While the White House seems to have been steeped in chaos for the last eighteen months, due to liberal interference and resistance, it hasn’t gone unnoticed by the President that the Trumps had no White House dog. The Donald was at a crossroad. Every US President since 1901 had a pooch at the … Read more

Trump urges seniors to got to college for free if socialists prevail.

Trump Admin Urging Seniors To Take Advantage Of Dem’s Free College

Washington, DC- In a press release today, the Trump Administration is urging all seniors to gear up and take full advantage of the Democrat’s free college tuition plan, should the Socialists ever regain power. While that might be music to the ears of high school seniors around the nation, those are not the seniors the … Read more

Citizen's Arrest all illegal immigrants.

Americans Can Legally “Citizen’s Arrest” Illegal Aliens

San Francisco, CA- Did you know that every American citizen has the power, and the right, to place illegal aliens under arrest and detain them until ICE agents arrive and take them into federal custody? Most states have codified the common law rule that a warrantless arrest may be made by a private person for … Read more

Liberals buying guns at record pace.

STUDY: Liberals Buying Guns At Record Pace

San Francisco, CA- According to a 2018 study from the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, liberals, fearing an onrushing US civil war, are purchasing firearms at an extremely accelerated pace. “Our study of national firearm purchases, juxtaposed with national voter registration rolls, tells us that there has been 3,000% increase in firearm purchases by registered Democrats,” stated Archer … Read more

Joe Buck, John Hopkins oral sex in stairwell

Fox Sport’s Joe Buck Gets Public Oral From John Hopkins

Southampton, NY- If you thought the Phil Mickelson incident would be the biggest story coming out of Saturday at the US Open at Shinnecock, you would be wildly mistaken. Fox Sports, known for their football and baseball broadcasting, were thrown for a loop when pictures surfaced Saturday evening of their lead announcer, Joe Buck, receiving … Read more

Americans demand Congress get to work.

Asylum Caravans March From Detroit And Chicago To DC

Detroit, MI- Huge throngs of Americans, estimated in the hundreds of thousands, began their march, from Detroit and Chicago, seeking asylum in the nation’s capitol today. “Our cities used to be beautiful burgeoning hubs for manufacturing and commerce,” said march organizer and Detroit resident, Darnell Robinson. “Now we are just a big deadly shithole! People … Read more

Al Franken is a perverted pig.

Al Franken Killed By Minnesota Blizzards

Minneapolis, MN- Authorities in Minneapolis announced this morning that disgraced and former Minnesota Senator, Al Franken, has been confirmed as a blizzard casualty. “It has been a rough time for the Franken family,” Richard W. Stanek, Hennepin County Sheriff, began the news conference. “Of course everyone is familiar with Mr. Franken’s tragic comedy career. He … Read more

BITCHES BE CRAZY

Pelosi: U.S. Must Ban All Bridges, Bombs And Guns!

San Francisco, CA- In a special Tuesday press conference to address sanctuary city policy in San Francisco, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) was asked about the safety of American citizens in light of current events the last few weeks in Florida and Texas. “The school shootings must stop!” Pelosi began. “This is 21st century America and … Read more

Andrew McCabe dead

REUTERS:Fired FBI Deputy Director Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

Washington, DC- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson is reporting that at 6:30 pm, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of former FBI deputy director, Andrew McCabe was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 pm from persons who were jogging in the park reporting what appeared … Read more

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