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CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! YOU’RE FINISHED!

San Francisco, CA.- The picture becomes more clearly visible, day by day. The plan to bring America to her knees is in full swing, and most of you imbeciles volunteered to help with the coup. Unwittingly, of course, but what else could be expected from the witless? You see, that is just exactly the problem. … Read more

Donald Trump Pedo Files

YAHOO: Russia, Ukraine Release Trump Pedo Files

Washington, DC – YAHOO News is reporting that two of the worlds most corrupt and morally bankrupt countries, Russia and Ukraine, two countries that rarely get along or see eye to eye on anything, are ready to simultaneously release their clandestine pedo files on former US President, Donald Trump. According to Yahoo News, the governments … Read more

Woody Allen Not Dead

Woody Allen Found Not Dead

Scranton, PA- A clandestine, six month search for missing New York comic, Woody Allen, has turned out more successful than anticipated. Allen, who went missing in July 2019, had not been seen or heard from in 6 months until police raided a swanky property in Scranton on Tuesday. “We are pretty shocked where this case … Read more

Hunter Biden Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

McLean, VA- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson, is reporting that at 6:30 am, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of Hunter Biden, the embattled and loose canon son of democratic presidential hopeful, Joe Biden, was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 am from persons who … Read more

Trump Rises Like A Phoenix From Covid’s Ashes!

Washington, DC – President Trump, in his usual flair for the dramatic form, mindfucks the nation with his “The Emperor’s New Covid” routine. How about that? Did you expect the “hoax inside a hoax”? No? Don’t feel too badly, no one else saw it coming either. The Donald reached deep into George Soros’ playbook for … Read more

Tracker and Death Serum

Trophic Cascade: Rise Of The Morons!

San Francisco, CA – Americans have become embroiled in chaos in 2020. Pandemics, fires, riots and political instability have all had a hand in bringing the country to it’s collective knees. What a perfect storm. A perfect storm that was crafted by men, in an effort to control men. All men, however, are not able … Read more

Dehumanizing America

THE DEHUMANIZATION OF AMERICA AND THE WORLD

San Francisco, CA- The dehumanization of America, and the world, is in full swing. Covid-19, if it ever truly existed, has moved to the back burner. The world economy is shot to hell. Depression and suicide numbers are off the charts, and rightfuly so, given what our governments have done to our lives and economies. … Read more

Strokey Joe Biden

Biden’s Massive Stroke Scheduled For September 28, 2020

Washington, DC – According to a leaked e-mail between Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, democratic front-runner, Joe Biden, has been scheduled to suffer a massive and debilitating stroke on September 28th, 2020, just prior to any presidential debates. Biden has never done well in debates and his dementia has made things even worse. He still … Read more

Newsom Bans Farting

Covid-19: Newsom Bans Farting In California.

Sacramento, CA- California governor, Gavin Newsom, is pulling out all of the stops in an effort to slow the spread of Covid-19. Or rather, he is pushing all of the stops in as he orders Californians to stop farting immediately. “We know that the aerosol from our breath has a six foot spray pattern,” Newsom … Read more

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