MILLENNIAL CULT HERO JOHNNY CANNASEED

Johnny Cannaseed Arrested In Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City, UT- A melee broke out on the University of Utah campus this morning as university police and a large contingent of students clashed during an attempted arrest of John Chapman 8th, better known in the millennial culture as Johnny Cannaseed. “He was just minding his own business and talking with everyone,” said … Read more

Liberals are drunken losers

Trump, Sessions Introduce New Drinking Game

Washington, DC- President Donald Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions, in keeping with the absurdity of national politics, are ready to introduce a new drinking game to the American public. “Jeff [Sessions} and I figured, if we can’t stop the obstructionists from ruining the country, at least we can all go down with a smile … Read more

JET NURSING SON

CBD Oil: Risking Prison To Save Your Child

Ann Arbor, MI- Would you risk a stint in prison to save your child’s life? If you were in the position I am in, watching your baby have seizure after seizure, you bet your sweet ass you would. My baby has epilepsy, namely Dravet syndrome, a chronic disorder that causes unprovoked, recurrent seizures. Occasionally the … Read more

Grass Valley CA Named 1st Official Cannabis Sanctuary City

Grass Valley, CA- Today marks the beginning of what is expected to be a huge nationwide trend. With the huge trend to legalize cannabis around the nation, and the major authoritarian pushback against legalization, one California city has decided to strike out and take a stand. “We are a cannabis rich city,” stated Grass Valley … Read more

Big Government And Your Cannabis

What is the big furor over the legalization of cannabis? Some people want it legalized. Some don’t. Some people just don’t care, yet it seems to be a big headline around the nation. Let’s examine this for a minute. 50 years ago the government could have taken a reasonable path on the use of cannabis. … Read more

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