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Mclean, VA- In a stunning and unexpected turn of events, Wolf Blitzer, CNN’s loveable dementia ridden anchor, has announced that embattled White House pool enforcer, Jim Acosta, has been found dead in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “These are dark times in America,” Blitzer began. “We, in the media, are plagued with a bully President … Read more
Washington, DC – President Trump told reporters on Wednesday that he is very much looking forward to his interview, under oath no less, with special counsel, Robert Mueller. On his way to Davos, Switzerland, President Trump stopped for a brief q&a with reporters on the north lawn. In response to a question from ABC News … Read more
Washington, DC- Chuck Schumer, in an effort to show support for Barrack Obama’s legacy, Muslims and the One Global World, married a 6 year old Muslim girl. “Someone has to make a stand against the white privilege of WASP America. Someone has to fight this travel ban,” cried Senator Schumer. “It is an outrage how … Read more
Washington, DC- German Chancellor, Angela Merkel popped in to the White House to visit with the American President, Donald Trump. While the visit was quite productive as to issues of the economies for both countries, there were a few hiccups. After a short morning visit and on the way to the big press briefing, Ms. … Read more