Trump, Ryan, Pelosi, Schumer Fiddle While America Burns

Washington, DC- President Trump, Speaker Ryan, House minority leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, are playing a dangerous game of chicken with your future. The two aging Democrats are playing a perilous game with their Republican counterparts in the US Congress and Executive branch to see who will blink first in the … Read more

Angela Merkel Unsure Which White House Batroom To Use

Washington, DC- German Chancellor, Angela Merkel popped in to the White House to visit with the American President, Donald Trump. While the visit was quite productive as to issues of the economies for both countries, there were a few hiccups. After a short morning visit and on the way to the big press briefing, Ms. … Read more

Trump, Obama Negotiate On Who Gets Thrown Under The Bus

Washington, DC- As the leaks of political corruption in DC are reaching a fevered pitch, some reporters are speculating that the two heads of the local crime families are secretly working out a scheme that will allow them to remain in control of their power, wealth and freedoms. “President Trump and former President Obama, as … Read more

Trump Admits His Governing Style Is A Ponzi Scheme

Washington, DC- In a meeting this morning with House and Senate leaders, President Trump admitted that his style of governance was a Ponzi scheme. “I really wanted to do a big Fonzie scheme,” laughed Trump. “I wanted to wear a leather jacket all the time and say “Eyyyyy” so everyone would think I was really, … Read more

President Trump Blames Obama And Lemon For 9/11

Washington, DC- President Trump is Tweeting again. This time he is blaming the events of 9/11/2001 on former President Obama and CNN host, Don Lemon. “President Trump is taking the truth to the people,” boldly stated Trump spokeswoman, KellyAnne Conway to a group of Associated Press reporters. “The President has the proof that will show … Read more

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