TRUMP GOTCHA MOMENT

Trump, Bannon Cash In On Dems, Fake Media With “Fire and Fury”

Washington, DC- In what will certainly be the biggest story of the new year, if not the century, Reuters US political reporter, Makini Brice unleashed a bombshell this morning that is exploding the minds of every politician and pundit around the country. “When Reuters first caught wind of the tell all book “Fire and Fury”, … Read more

Is Social Media Measuring You Up For Armageddon?

San Francisco, CA- Do you enjoy your social media? It is fun to get reacquainted with old friends that you have lost touch with. It is also nice to see who is doing what and where. It is helpful to have information right at your fingertips, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Being … Read more

Cruz and god

Ted Cruz: God Is Punishing Florida And Texas For Voting For Trump

Houston, TX- In a speech before the Congress Of Christian Knights (COCK), Texas senator, Ted Cruz had some very grim words for those who support the President. “These are the days of Revelations,” shouted Cruz as he hopped up and down on the stage. “The Lord is coming and is he ever pissed! Isn’t it … Read more

OBAMA CONTEMPLATES SUICIDE

Obama Contemplates Suicide As Democratic Party Fails

Fajardo, PR- Former president, Barack Obama on vacation in Puerto Rico was captured by photographers contemplating suicide on the edge of a cliff. The former president, whose legacy (weak as it was) is being calculatingly dismantled by his replacement , Donald Trump , is reported to be despondent in a Fajardo institution. “I have been … Read more

BOOGER EATING LIBERAL

DC Shooter Related To Past Presidential Assassin

Washington, DC- The FBI has confirmed a link between DC shooter, Hodgkinson, and presidential assassin, John Wilkes Booth. “It is common knowledge that was revealed in the memoirs from his sister that John Wilkes Booth fathered a bastard child with the same sister, Asia Booth Clarke,” began FBI special agent, Mona Silver. “While preforming an … Read more

Kushner, Russia, Cannabis

Torah! Torah! Torah! Kushner Bombs Trump Presidency

Washington, DC- With all of the liberal invented controversy swirling around the White House for the last few months, the president’s son in law, Jared Kushner has decided to pile on the “Dump the Trump” fiasco. Jared Kushner, the youngster charged with finding a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine, is now under investigation for … Read more

COMEY FIRED

FBI Director James Comey Fired!

Washington, DC- In a stunning announcement by Sean Spicer, FBI director, James Comey was fired by President Trump. “The President told Mr. Comey that he was ok with the lies,” began Spicer. “He was ok with the double standards for the elite. He was grateful for the big announcement about Hillary’s email in October. He … Read more

LOCK HER UP, HILLARY CLINTON

Donald Trump Promised To Lock Her Up! Will You Hold Him To His Promise?

Middle America, USA- During the 2016 presidential campaign, GOP candidate, Donald J. Trump promised Americans that he would Lock Her Up. The her he was referring to was organized crime boss, Hillary Clinton. “And I’ll tell you what. I didn’t think I’d say this, but I’m going to say it, and I hate to say … Read more

Le Pen for the win.

Marine Le Pen Prepares To Trump France And The New World Order

Paris, FR- First Brexit, then Donald J. Trump, and now Marine Le Pen. It appears as though the civilized world is speaking loud and clear as to how they feel about the direction of this whole New World Order. They think the New World Order is BULLSHIT! First, Britain opts out of the European Union … Read more

Drain The Swamp? Not One Congressperson Has Resigned?

Washington, DC- Donald J. Trump’s platform of “Drain the Swamp” got him elected. But here we are, 40 odd days later and not one of the crooked assed congresspeople has resigned. What should we make of that? Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters? Are you kidding me? Proving corruption against them would be like shooting lead … Read more

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