BIPARTISAN SERIAL KILLERS.

Does This New CrOmnibus Budget Have You Confused?

San Francisco, CA- Does anyone else out there find it just a bit too convenient that the Democrats and Republicans in Congress, as if out of nowhere, are both in agreement and touting a new and stylish continuing resolution omnibus budget that blows the lid off of spending restrictions? If this has you scratching your … Read more

Kennedy Assassination

I’ll Worry About The FBI Once They Solve The Kennedy Assassination

Washington, DC – President Trump told reporters on Wednesday that he is very much looking forward to his interview, under oath no less, with special counsel, Robert Mueller. On his way to Davos, Switzerland, President Trump stopped for a brief q&a with reporters on the north lawn. In response to a question from ABC News … Read more

DURBIN IS A LIAR.

NY Times Buries Story On Sh*thole Controversy Being Dem Distraction

New York, NY- Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior New York Times source is going on the record that the recent Dick Durbin vs President Trump “Sh*thole” controversy is a completely planned and fabulist distraction by the Democratic party. According to the source, NYT investigative journalist, Jo Becker was informed of the plot to … Read more

TRUMP GOTCHA MOMENT

Trump, Bannon Cash In On Dems, Fake Media With “Fire and Fury”

Washington, DC- In what will certainly be the biggest story of the new year, if not the century, Reuters US political reporter, Makini Brice unleashed a bombshell this morning that is exploding the minds of every politician and pundit around the country. “When Reuters first caught wind of the tell all book “Fire and Fury”, … Read more

Is Social Media Measuring You Up For Armageddon?

San Francisco, CA- Do you enjoy your social media? It is fun to get reacquainted with old friends that you have lost touch with. It is also nice to see who is doing what and where. It is helpful to have information right at your fingertips, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Being … Read more

Cruz and god

Ted Cruz: God Is Punishing Florida And Texas For Voting For Trump

Houston, TX- In a speech before the Congress Of Christian Knights (COCK), Texas senator, Ted Cruz had some very grim words for those who support the President. “These are the days of Revelations,” shouted Cruz as he hopped up and down on the stage. “The Lord is coming and is he ever pissed! Isn’t it … Read more

OBAMA CONTEMPLATES SUICIDE

Obama Contemplates Suicide As Democratic Party Fails

Fajardo, PR- Former president, Barack Obama on vacation in Puerto Rico was captured by photographers contemplating suicide on the edge of a cliff. The former president, whose legacy (weak as it was) is being calculatingly dismantled by his replacement , Donald Trump , is reported to be despondent in a Fajardo institution. “I have been … Read more

BOOGER EATING LIBERAL

DC Shooter Related To Past Presidential Assassin

Washington, DC- The FBI has confirmed a link between DC shooter, Hodgkinson, and presidential assassin, John Wilkes Booth. “It is common knowledge that was revealed in the memoirs from his sister that John Wilkes Booth fathered a bastard child with the same sister, Asia Booth Clarke,” began FBI special agent, Mona Silver. “While preforming an … Read more

Kushner, Russia, Cannabis

Torah! Torah! Torah! Kushner Bombs Trump Presidency

Washington, DC- With all of the liberal invented controversy swirling around the White House for the last few months, the president’s son in law, Jared Kushner has decided to pile on the “Dump the Trump” fiasco. Jared Kushner, the youngster charged with finding a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine, is now under investigation for … Read more

COMEY FIRED

FBI Director James Comey Fired!

Washington, DC- In a stunning announcement by Sean Spicer, FBI director, James Comey was fired by President Trump. “The President told Mr. Comey that he was ok with the lies,” began Spicer. “He was ok with the double standards for the elite. He was grateful for the big announcement about Hillary’s email in October. He … Read more

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