Al Franken is a perverted pig.

Al Franken Killed By Minnesota Blizzards

Minneapolis, MN- Authorities in Minneapolis announced this morning that disgraced and former Minnesota Senator, Al Franken, has been confirmed as a blizzard casualty. “It has been a rough time for the Franken family,” Richard W. Stanek, Hennepin County Sheriff, began the news conference. “Of course everyone is familiar with Mr. Franken’s tragic comedy career. He … Read more

BITCHES BE CRAZY

Pelosi: U.S. Must Ban All Bridges, Bombs And Guns!

San Francisco, CA- In a special Tuesday press conference to address sanctuary city policy in San Francisco, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) was asked about the safety of American citizens in light of current events the last few weeks in Florida and Texas. “The school shootings must stop!” Pelosi began. “This is 21st century America and … Read more

BIPARTISAN SERIAL KILLERS.

Does This New CrOmnibus Budget Have You Confused?

San Francisco, CA- Does anyone else out there find it just a bit too convenient that the Democrats and Republicans in Congress, as if out of nowhere, are both in agreement and touting a new and stylish continuing resolution omnibus budget that blows the lid off of spending restrictions? If this has you scratching your … Read more

Kennedy Assassination

I’ll Worry About The FBI Once They Solve The Kennedy Assassination

Washington, DC – President Trump told reporters on Wednesday that he is very much looking forward to his interview, under oath no less, with special counsel, Robert Mueller. On his way to Davos, Switzerland, President Trump stopped for a brief q&a with reporters on the north lawn. In response to a question from ABC News … Read more

DURBIN IS A LIAR.

NY Times Buries Story On Sh*thole Controversy Being Dem Distraction

New York, NY- Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior New York Times source is going on the record that the recent Dick Durbin vs President Trump “Sh*thole” controversy is a completely planned and fabulist distraction by the Democratic party. According to the source, NYT investigative journalist, Jo Becker was informed of the plot to … Read more

TRUMP GOTCHA MOMENT

Trump, Bannon Cash In On Dems, Fake Media With “Fire and Fury”

Washington, DC- In what will certainly be the biggest story of the new year, if not the century, Reuters US political reporter, Makini Brice unleashed a bombshell this morning that is exploding the minds of every politician and pundit around the country. “When Reuters first caught wind of the tell all book “Fire and Fury”, … Read more

Is Social Media Measuring You Up For Armageddon?

San Francisco, CA- Do you enjoy your social media? It is fun to get reacquainted with old friends that you have lost touch with. It is also nice to see who is doing what and where. It is helpful to have information right at your fingertips, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Being … Read more

Cruz and god

Ted Cruz: God Is Punishing Florida And Texas For Voting For Trump

Houston, TX- In a speech before the Congress Of Christian Knights (COCK), Texas senator, Ted Cruz had some very grim words for those who support the President. “These are the days of Revelations,” shouted Cruz as he hopped up and down on the stage. “The Lord is coming and is he ever pissed! Isn’t it … Read more

OBAMA CONTEMPLATES SUICIDE

Obama Contemplates Suicide As Democratic Party Fails

Fajardo, PR- Former president, Barack Obama on vacation in Puerto Rico was captured by photographers contemplating suicide on the edge of a cliff. The former president, whose legacy (weak as it was) is being calculatingly dismantled by his replacement , Donald Trump , is reported to be despondent in a Fajardo institution. “I have been … Read more

BOOGER EATING LIBERAL

DC Shooter Related To Past Presidential Assassin

Washington, DC- The FBI has confirmed a link between DC shooter, Hodgkinson, and presidential assassin, John Wilkes Booth. “It is common knowledge that was revealed in the memoirs from his sister that John Wilkes Booth fathered a bastard child with the same sister, Asia Booth Clarke,” began FBI special agent, Mona Silver. “While preforming an … Read more

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