WHO’S WATCHING THE GOVERNMENT THAT IS WATCHING YOU?
Los Angeles, CA- At this hour, CNN is confirming reports that comedian, Amy Schumer was found deceased this morning at her Hollywood Hills apartment. Although the coroner’s office has not yet had time to release any reports, witnesses told CNN that it looked very much like a heroine overdose. “She was all blue and purple … Read more
Washington, DC- President Donald Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions, in keeping with the absurdity of national politics, are ready to introduce a new drinking game to the American public. “Jeff [Sessions} and I figured, if we can’t stop the obstructionists from ruining the country, at least we can all go down with a smile … Read more
Washington, DC- With all of the liberal invented controversy swirling around the White House for the last few months, the president’s son in law, Jared Kushner has decided to pile on the “Dump the Trump” fiasco. Jared Kushner, the youngster charged with finding a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine, is now under investigation for … Read more
Cambridge, MA- In his commencement speech to the graduating class at Harvard, Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg told the grads to push their government for free money and inclusion for everyone. Free money for everyone? OK Zuck, let’s start by handing out that fortune of yours. $83 billion will be a good start in paying every … Read more
Salt Lake City, UT- Local CBS affiliate KSL 5 reporter, Lori Prichard broke a bombshell story this morning on KSL 5 News Today. Reporting live from Temple Square, Prichard released a previously taped announcement from recently deceaced church president, Thomas Monson. “After more than a century and a half of discrimination, the LDS (Mormon) Church … Read more
As you watch the madness that is our American government unfold around you, do you ever get the feeling that the story is too damned real and you are standing on the tracks of an onrushing freight train called The American Apocalypse? Do you also get the feeling that the people around you seem ambivalent, or … Read more
Washington, DC- In a stunning announcement by Sean Spicer, FBI director, James Comey was fired by President Trump. “The President told Mr. Comey that he was ok with the lies,” began Spicer. “He was ok with the double standards for the elite. He was grateful for the big announcement about Hillary’s email in October. He … Read more
Middle America, USA- During the 2016 presidential campaign, GOP candidate, Donald J. Trump promised Americans that he would Lock Her Up. The her he was referring to was organized crime boss, Hillary Clinton. “And I’ll tell you what. I didn’t think I’d say this, but I’m going to say it, and I hate to say … Read more
Atlanta, GA- In his address to the NRA in Atlanta today, President Donald Trump announced, amongst other things, that he would be backing off of the North Korean dictator, Kim Jung Un and his backward country. “After great thought and negotiations with various other nations, I have decided that my administration will be backing off … Read more
Washington, DC- US Secretary of the Treasury, Steve Mnuchin detailed President Trump’s tax reform plans this morning in a briefing from the White House. “President Trump is proposing dramatic reductions in taxes by overhauling the behemoth tax system in America,” Mnuchin said. “We will be cutting taxes for every American taxpayer and every American business. … Read more