WHO’S WATCHING THE GOVERNMENT THAT IS WATCHING YOU?
Houston, TX- In a speech before the Congress Of Christian Knights (COCK), Texas senator, Ted Cruz had some very grim words for those who support the President. “These are the days of Revelations,” shouted Cruz as he hopped up and down on the stage. “The Lord is coming and is he ever pissed! Isn’t it … Read more
San Diego, CA- CNN is reporting that United States Customs and the Department of Homeland Security announced today that they have apprehended and detained actor/comedian, Bill Cosby at the US/Mexico border crossing in San Diego. Mr. Cosby, a comic staple in the 70’s and television mogul in the 80’s, had been placed on house arrest … Read more
Washington, DC- At this morning’s press briefing, new White House communications director, Michael J. Scaramucci announced that the President has called for a yuge investment into the future. “The President and I are working hard to move this [expletive deleted] country into the future,” Scaramucci began. “While those [expletive deleted] democrats want to give you … Read more
San Francisco, CA- Government should not be involved in your healthcare, but that ship has sailed. Now that the country is standing on the precipice of healthcare disaster, brought to you by those spend happy Democrats and those inept Republicans, there needs to be a voice of reason. The only true and real thing that … Read more
San Francisco, CA- Have you ever owned or worked for a private company? Of course you have, unless you are one of those useless people that lives on the government dole. You’ve probably worked with some managers and administrators that were great and some not so much. Those managers and administrators on the “not so … Read more
Salt Lake City, UT- A melee broke out on the University of Utah campus this morning as university police and a large contingent of students clashed during an attempted arrest of John Chapman 8th, better known in the millennial culture as Johnny Cannaseed. “He was just minding his own business and talking with everyone,” said … Read more
San Francisco, CA- The long history of the American welfare system seems to be a bone of contention for so many in America. While social welfare is a very necessary program, any high dollar program administered by the government will certainly be fraught with fraud, corruption and bloat. The American welfare system contains all of … Read more
Fajardo, PR- Former president, Barack Obama on vacation in Puerto Rico was captured by photographers contemplating suicide on the edge of a cliff. The former president, whose legacy (weak as it was) is being calculatingly dismantled by his replacement , Donald Trump , is reported to be despondent in a Fajardo institution. “I have been … Read more
Washington, DC- The FBI has confirmed a link between DC shooter, Hodgkinson, and presidential assassin, John Wilkes Booth. “It is common knowledge that was revealed in the memoirs from his sister that John Wilkes Booth fathered a bastard child with the same sister, Asia Booth Clarke,” began FBI special agent, Mona Silver. “While preforming an … Read more
San Francisco, CA- We have now heard testimony before Congress, ad nauseum. We have heard the pundit spin doctors who tell us what we should think, to a sickening degree. And what have we learned? We have learned that everyone in our federal government, elected, appointed or hired, is just another cog in an enormous … Read more