Angela Merkel Unsure Which White House Batroom To Use

Washington, DC- German Chancellor, Angela Merkel popped in to the White House to visit with the American President, Donald Trump. While the visit was quite productive as to issues of the economies for both countries, there were a few hiccups. After a short morning visit and on the way to the big press briefing, Ms. … Read more

Rupaul Calls Bernie Sanders Out On His Taxes

Wahington, DC- Rupaul, the republican senator from Kentucky, called for Bernie Sanders to fork over a couple hundred thousand dollars to the IRS and pay his fair share. After the disastrous Rachel Maddow show where she proved that President Trump has, at least on one occasion for sure,  apparently been a taxpayer, Rupaul was calling … Read more

Trump, Obama Negotiate On Who Gets Thrown Under The Bus

Washington, DC- As the leaks of political corruption in DC are reaching a fevered pitch, some reporters are speculating that the two heads of the local crime families are secretly working out a scheme that will allow them to remain in control of their power, wealth and freedoms. “President Trump and former President Obama, as … Read more

Trump Admits His Governing Style Is A Ponzi Scheme

Washington, DC- In a meeting this morning with House and Senate leaders, President Trump admitted that his style of governance was a Ponzi scheme. “I really wanted to do a big Fonzie scheme,” laughed Trump. “I wanted to wear a leather jacket all the time and say “Eyyyyy” so everyone would think I was really, … Read more

Drain The Swamp? Not One Congressperson Has Resigned?

Washington, DC- Donald J. Trump’s platform of “Drain the Swamp” got him elected. But here we are, 40 odd days later and not one of the crooked assed congresspeople has resigned. What should we make of that? Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters? Are you kidding me? Proving corruption against them would be like shooting lead … Read more

Zombie Whore Apocalypse Comes To University Of Michigan

Ann Arbor, MI- A new trend on college campuses has made it’s way to Ann Arbor. The Zombie Whore Apocalypse is a trending sexual fetish where oversexed co-eds get all dolled up in sexually promiscuous attire and zombie makeup and roam the campus in a lusty search for… well, not brains. “I love it!” exclaimed … Read more

Mavi Drug Scare Claiming Young Lives

Los Angeles, Ca.- There was a shocking revelation coming from the Redondo Beach Unified School District today. School superintendent, James Whitemore, as well as Redondo Beach police chief, Ron McNulty spoke to a crowd of concerned parents and reporters at a press conference this morning in regards to a fast growing health concern that has … Read more

President Trump Blames Obama And Lemon For 9/11

Washington, DC- President Trump is Tweeting again. This time he is blaming the events of 9/11/2001 on former President Obama and CNN host, Don Lemon. “President Trump is taking the truth to the people,” boldly stated Trump spokeswoman, KellyAnne Conway to a group of Associated Press reporters. “The President has the proof that will show … Read more

Help! Where Does The Constitution Require The Government To Provide Healthcare?

Surely our Founding Fathers could not have foreseen a need for health insurance. While insurance policies have existed since the 3rd millennia BC, insurance was generally limited to the shipping of goods. Health insurance didn’t exist in the US until the early 20th century. Back in the day, some folks paid their doctor with cash. … Read more

AG Sessions To Charge Violent Berkeley Protesters With Terrorism

Washington, DC- Attorney General, Jeff Sessions pulled the USA Freedom Act (formerly the Patriot Act) out of his pocket at a special news conference this morning and announced that he would charge each violent protester at the Berkeley rally with domestic terrorism. He also announced that any further violent acts on behalf of leftist ideology … Read more

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