Pseudo Dogooder Mark Zuckerberg

Pseudo-Dogooder, Zuckerberg Exhorts Harvard Grads Toward Communism And False Inclusion

Cambridge, MA- In his commencement speech to the graduating class at Harvard, Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg told the grads to push their government for free money and inclusion for everyone. Free money for everyone? OK Zuck, let’s start by handing out that fortune of yours. $83 billion will be a good start in paying every … Read more

Mormons allow gays

Breaking: Mormon Church To Allow Homosexuals Full Membership

Salt Lake City, UT- Local CBS affiliate KSL 5 reporter, Lori Prichard broke a bombshell story this morning on KSL 5 News Today. Reporting live from Temple Square, Prichard released a previously taped announcement from recently deceaced church president, Thomas Monson. “After more than a century and a half of discrimination, the LDS (Mormon) Church … Read more

America is stuck on the train tracks

Why The Light At The End Of The American Tunnel Is A Train

As you watch the madness that is our American government unfold around you, do you ever get the feeling that the story is too damned real and you are standing on the tracks of an onrushing freight train called The American Apocalypse? Do you also get the feeling that the people around you seem ambivalent, or … Read more

COMEY FIRED

FBI Director James Comey Fired!

Washington, DC- In a stunning announcement by Sean Spicer, FBI director, James Comey was fired by President Trump. “The President told Mr. Comey that he was ok with the lies,” began Spicer. “He was ok with the double standards for the elite. He was grateful for the big announcement about Hillary’s email in October. He … Read more

LOCK HER UP, HILLARY CLINTON

Donald Trump Promised To Lock Her Up! Will You Hold Him To His Promise?

Middle America, USA- During the 2016 presidential campaign, GOP candidate, Donald J. Trump promised Americans that he would Lock Her Up. The her he was referring to was organized crime boss, Hillary Clinton. “And I’ll tell you what. I didn’t think I’d say this, but I’m going to say it, and I hate to say … Read more

TRUMP BOMB SAN FRANCISCO

Trump Backs Off North Korea And With Good Reason

Atlanta, GA- In his address to the NRA in Atlanta today, President Donald Trump announced, amongst other things, that he would be backing off of the North Korean dictator, Kim Jung Un and his backward country. “After great thought and negotiations with various other nations, I have decided that my administration will be backing off … Read more

TRUMP GETS TOUGH ON DEMOCRATS

Trump Tax Plan To Double Taxes Of All Registered Democrats

Washington, DC- US Secretary of the Treasury, Steve Mnuchin detailed President Trump’s tax reform plans this morning in a briefing from the White House. “President Trump is proposing dramatic reductions in taxes by overhauling the behemoth tax system in America,” Mnuchin said. “We will be cutting taxes for every American taxpayer and every American business. … Read more

Le Pen for the win.

Marine Le Pen Prepares To Trump France And The New World Order

Paris, FR- First Brexit, then Donald J. Trump, and now Marine Le Pen. It appears as though the civilized world is speaking loud and clear as to how they feel about the direction of this whole New World Order. They think the New World Order is BULLSHIT! First, Britain opts out of the European Union … Read more

RACIST JAY LENO

Jay Leno’s Wife Claims He Is An Out Of Control Racist

Hollywood, CA- In a shocking interview with Entertainment Tonight’s Kevin Frazier, Mavis Leno, the wife of legendary comedian, Jay Leno, dropped a bombshell of epic proportion. “It’s really difficult to live and thrive in this town,” Mrs. Leno began. “The liberal vibe is so palpable and it can get into your head. I think that … Read more

WARREN SAYS YOU ARE A RACIST

Elizabeth Warren Says YOU Are A Racist

Washington, DC- In a moment of insanity, moments that seem to happen all too often with Senator Warren, Ms. Warren told MSNBC’s Rachel Madcow that Trump voters are a racist stew. “People are right to be angry, but Donald Trump said it’s their fault; those other people. Those people who don’t worship like you. Those … Read more

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