WHO’S WATCHING THE GOVERNMENT THAT IS WATCHING YOU?
San Francisco, CA- The long history of the American welfare system seems to be a bone of contention for so many in America. While social welfare is a very necessary program, any high dollar program administered by the government will certainly be fraught with fraud, corruption and bloat. The American welfare system contains all of … Read more
Cromwell, CT- In a sad turn of events, CBS golf announcer, Gary McCord passed away in the 16th hole announcer’s tower during the Traveler’s Championship on Saturday afternoon. “It was very sad,” said fellow CBS golf announcer, Ian Baker-Finch. “Sad because none of us were there with him when he died. It breaks my heart … Read more
Fajardo, PR- Former president, Barack Obama on vacation in Puerto Rico was captured by photographers contemplating suicide on the edge of a cliff. The former president, whose legacy (weak as it was) is being calculatingly dismantled by his replacement , Donald Trump , is reported to be despondent in a Fajardo institution. “I have been … Read more
Washington, DC- The FBI has confirmed a link between DC shooter, Hodgkinson, and presidential assassin, John Wilkes Booth. “It is common knowledge that was revealed in the memoirs from his sister that John Wilkes Booth fathered a bastard child with the same sister, Asia Booth Clarke,” began FBI special agent, Mona Silver. “While preforming an … Read more
Washington, DC- Chuck Schumer, in an effort to show support for Barrack Obama’s legacy, Muslims and the One Global World, married a 6 year old Muslim girl. “Someone has to make a stand against the white privilege of WASP America. Someone has to fight this travel ban,” cried Senator Schumer. “It is an outrage how … Read more
San Francisco, CA- We have now heard testimony before Congress, ad nauseum. We have heard the pundit spin doctors who tell us what we should think, to a sickening degree. And what have we learned? We have learned that everyone in our federal government, elected, appointed or hired, is just another cog in an enormous … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- At this hour, CNN is confirming reports that comedian, Amy Schumer was found deceased this morning at her Hollywood Hills apartment. Although the coroner’s office has not yet had time to release any reports, witnesses told CNN that it looked very much like a heroine overdose. “She was all blue and purple … Read more
Paris, FR- The Pope was in Paris today to announce the grand opening of a new theme park and rollercoaster inside of the historic Notre Dame Cathedral. “Due to the ever decreasing numbers in both visitors to the cathedral and membership in the church, we have taken bold steps to increase the numbers in both … Read more
Washington, DC- President Donald Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions, in keeping with the absurdity of national politics, are ready to introduce a new drinking game to the American public. “Jeff [Sessions} and I figured, if we can’t stop the obstructionists from ruining the country, at least we can all go down with a smile … Read more
Washington, DC- With all of the liberal invented controversy swirling around the White House for the last few months, the president’s son in law, Jared Kushner has decided to pile on the “Dump the Trump” fiasco. Jared Kushner, the youngster charged with finding a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine, is now under investigation for … Read more