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Thomas Perez Forces DNC Vote To Change Democratic Party Name

Washington, DC- According to CNN’s chief political reporter, Dana Bash, DNC chairman, Thomas Perez has put out an ultimatum to the Democratic party in a speech he gave today while on tour with Bernie Sanders. “Our party has lost it’s way,” sounded Perez. “Our party leaders don’t stand for anything. All we have been saying … Read more

Al Cowlings and O.J. Simpson flee police in 1994

Cleveland Gunman Calls Al Cowlings For A Ride

Cleveland, OH- According to CNN, sources inside the murder investigation of Robert Goodwin Sr., Cleveland gunman, Steve Stephens reportedly placed a call to former O.J. Simpson murder accomplice, Al Cowlings. Sources told CNN that the FBI is monitoring calls from the cell phone of the infamous murder suspect in an effort to track his plans … Read more

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CBD Oil: Risking Prison To Save Your Child

Ann Arbor, MI- Would you risk a stint in prison to save your child’s life? If you were in the position I am in, watching your baby have seizure after seizure, you bet your sweet ass you would. My baby has epilepsy, namely Dravet syndrome, a chronic disorder that causes unprovoked, recurrent seizures. Occasionally the … Read more

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The Truth Behind The United Airlines Fiasco. Are you Next?

San Francisco, CA- Have you noticed there seems to be a lot of madness in the world? Have you noticed there seems to be an extraordinary number of big guys beating up on little guys lately? Some people say that because we have camera phones and social media, more people get to see or hear … Read more

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Dame Fright Wig On A Stick To Play Maxine Waters In Bio Movie

Los Angeles, CA- Paramount Pictures execs announced today that they have approved a deal for a Maxine Waters biography movie. “We have been working on this deal for several years,” said Marc Evans, Paramount president. “It was a real brain scratcher. The story didn’t test well. I mean, who wants to spend 2 hours and … Read more

Bannon, Priebus Outlaws

BREAKING: Pair Sought In Connection With Trump Coup Plot

Washington, DC- Reuters news agency Deparment of Justice reporter, Julia Harte, has just released a bombshell report about an internal plot to assassinate President Trump. “I have just been informed by my official Justice Department sources that the FBI is actively searching for Mr. Steve Bannon and Mr. Reince Priebus, both high ranking Trump administration … Read more

Tahoe Cannabis Club Tour Of Mexico

Have you ever wondered what the cannabis industry in Mexico looks like? The bulk of cannabis in America comes from south of the border. The Tahoe Cannabis Club leadership decided we should take a closer look at the Mexican cannabis culture, plus get a great vacation from the Tahoe snow in the process. Feel free … Read more

Soros, Obama Grooming Ca Senator Kamala Harris For 2020 Presidency

Oakland, CA- According to research and reports by the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, billionaire George Soros and former president Obama are waging a campaign to slip the new junior California senator, Kamala Harris into the White House in 2020. “Because there was such broad appeal for Soros’ protégé, Barack Obama, Mr. Soros has been searching for a … Read more

Raiders Owner Hopes His Daddy Is Proud Of Him

Oakland, CA- Oakland Raiders owner, Mark Davis held a quick press briefing Saturday morning to present further information as to the Raiders planned move to Las Vegas. “We will be moving the franchise as soon as we are able,” confirmed Mr. Davis. “We are set to begin the full move as soon as we take … Read more

Reuters: CA Congressman Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA

Washington, DC- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson is reporting that at 6:30 pm, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of California congressman, Devin Nunes was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 pm from persons who were jogging in the park reporting what appeared to be … Read more

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