WHO’S WATCHING THE GOVERNMENT THAT IS WATCHING YOU?
Washington, DC- Reuters news agency Deparment of Justice reporter, Julia Harte, has just released a bombshell report about an internal plot to assassinate President Trump. “I have just been informed by my official Justice Department sources that the FBI is actively searching for Mr. Steve Bannon and Mr. Reince Priebus, both high ranking Trump administration … Read more
Oakland, CA- According to research and reports by the Sturgis-Fellowes Institute, billionaire George Soros and former president Obama are waging a campaign to slip the new junior California senator, Kamala Harris into the White House in 2020. “Because there was such broad appeal for Soros’ protégé, Barack Obama, Mr. Soros has been searching for a … Read more
Rockville, MD- A breaking news report from NBC affiliate WBAL in Baltimore Maryland says that police are seeking more than a dozen members of the Black Guerrilla Family street gang in connection with alleged sexual assault of several Muslim immigrant men. “We are currently investigating claims from several local residents that were taken hostage and forced … Read more
Washington, DC- German Chancellor, Angela Merkel popped in to the White House to visit with the American President, Donald Trump. While the visit was quite productive as to issues of the economies for both countries, there were a few hiccups. After a short morning visit and on the way to the big press briefing, Ms. … Read more
Wahington, DC- Rupaul, the republican senator from Kentucky, called for Bernie Sanders to fork over a couple hundred thousand dollars to the IRS and pay his fair share. After the disastrous Rachel Maddow show where she proved that President Trump has, at least on one occasion for sure, apparently been a taxpayer, Rupaul was calling … Read more
Washington, DC- As the leaks of political corruption in DC are reaching a fevered pitch, some reporters are speculating that the two heads of the local crime families are secretly working out a scheme that will allow them to remain in control of their power, wealth and freedoms. “President Trump and former President Obama, as … Read more
Washington, DC- In a meeting this morning with House and Senate leaders, President Trump admitted that his style of governance was a Ponzi scheme. “I really wanted to do a big Fonzie scheme,” laughed Trump. “I wanted to wear a leather jacket all the time and say “Eyyyyy” so everyone would think I was really, … Read more
Ann Arbor, MI- A new trend on college campuses has made it’s way to Ann Arbor. The Zombie Whore Apocalypse is a trending sexual fetish where oversexed co-eds get all dolled up in sexually promiscuous attire and zombie makeup and roam the campus in a lusty search for… well, not brains. “I love it!” exclaimed … Read more
Washington, DC- President Trump is Tweeting again. This time he is blaming the events of 9/11/2001 on former President Obama and CNN host, Don Lemon. “President Trump is taking the truth to the people,” boldly stated Trump spokeswoman, KellyAnne Conway to a group of Associated Press reporters. “The President has the proof that will show … Read more
Mexico City, MX- Mexican citizens came out in droves to protest the policies of the American president at the WGC Mexico City Championship. “They just seemed to appear from nowhere,” said an upset Dustin Johnson, who was leading by four strokes when the rukus started. “This is golf, not politics. What the [expletive deleted] is … Read more