WHO’S WATCHING THE GOVERNMENT THAT IS WATCHING YOU?
Los Angeles, CA- Los Angeles has had it’s share of big drama over the last several decades, what with the shenanigans of Charlie Manson, OJ Simpson and the like. This new revelation will really put the “la-la” into LA-LA Land. “Magic Johnson has been keeping a low profile for the last few months,” stated Kawanna … Read more
Vatican City- In his usual style of late, Pope Francis pontificated to a massive audience of over 70 people about the evils of the Trump Administration. From a balcony at the Apostolic Palace, Pope Francis dealt a message to the faithful. “There is no future in building walls. The world belongs to all peoples. We … Read more
New York, NY- Today, the United Nations (UN) and the World Health Organization (WHO) certified the United States of America as Earth’s newest 3rd world nation. “It is with great regret, and a little personal satisfaction, that today we officially welcome the USA into the ‘3rd World Nations’ family,” began UN president, Maria Fernanda Espinosa … Read more
Scranton, PA- In a stopover on his “good ol’ boy” apology tour, Joe Biden told the Scranton Times he had more apologies to give. “Not only do I need to apologize to that woman, Anita Hill,” Biden began, “but I also need to apologize to all of the women of the world.” When reporters prompted … Read more
Chicago, IL – In an astounding turn of events, out of nowhere, Cook County State’s Attorneys dropped all charges in the Smollett hate crime hoax after a clandestine meeting with Barack Obama over the weekend in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. After first attempting to deny that the meeting took place, and once the Obama Secret Service Detail … Read more
Chicago, IL- In a late Sunday announcement, Smollett attorney, Victor Pugh, dropped a bomb on a crowded lobby at the Millennium Knickerbocker hotel. “Today, Mr. Smollett, at the urging of President Obama, signed a multi year and very lucrative acting and directing contract with NETFLIX,” started Pugh. “President Obama was instrumental in making this deal … Read more
Chicago, IL- In an afternoon press conference, Chicago police superintendent, Eddie Riccio, announced that there has been a significant turn of events in the Smollett case. “Just this morning, during further questioning of Jessie Smollett, we were able to get an admission from Mr. Smollett that the entire story of his assault was a hoax,” … Read more
Richmond, VA- Embattled Virginia Lieutenant Governor, Justin Fairfax, took bold steps today to prove his innocence in regards to numerous complaints of sexual assault lodged against him. “Several women from my past have come forward with false claims of sexual assault,” Fairfax began his presser. “Today, since there is still a possibility that criminal charges … Read more
Washington, DC – President Trump crushed Dem hopeful, Betty O’Rourke, like a stale Pall Mall this morning. Democrats hate America. How can anyone hate the greatest country in world history. We are the envy of the civilized world. All problems in America, and the world, have been created by politicians. Stop creating problems, Congress! Do … Read more
You must be logged in to post a comment.