BIPARTISAN SERIAL KILLERS.

Does This New CrOmnibus Budget Have You Confused?

San Francisco, CA- Does anyone else out there find it just a bit too convenient that the Democrats and Republicans in Congress, as if out of nowhere, are both in agreement and touting a new and stylish continuing resolution omnibus budget that blows the lid off of spending restrictions? If this has you scratching your … Read more

OBAMAS AND CLINTONS FLEE TO MALDIVES

Reuters: Obamas, Clintons, Comeys And McCabes Flee To The Maldives

Washington, DC- This morning, Department of Homeland Security officials are reporting that scrutinized top level Democrats have fled to the Maldives according to Reuters. “We have just confirmed, through passenger manifests from several luxury private jet leasing companies, that the Obama and Clinton families have fled the country,” stated Kirstjen Nielsen, head of Homeland Security. … Read more

Kennedy Assassination

I’ll Worry About The FBI Once They Solve The Kennedy Assassination

Washington, DC – President Trump told reporters on Wednesday that he is very much looking forward to his interview, under oath no less, with special counsel, Robert Mueller. On his way to Davos, Switzerland, President Trump stopped for a brief q&a with reporters on the north lawn. In response to a question from ABC News … Read more

DURBIN IS A LIAR.

NY Times Buries Story On Sh*thole Controversy Being Dem Distraction

New York, NY- Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior New York Times source is going on the record that the recent Dick Durbin vs President Trump “Sh*thole” controversy is a completely planned and fabulist distraction by the Democratic party. According to the source, NYT investigative journalist, Jo Becker was informed of the plot to … Read more

TRUMP GOTCHA MOMENT

Trump, Bannon Cash In On Dems, Fake Media With “Fire and Fury”

Washington, DC- In what will certainly be the biggest story of the new year, if not the century, Reuters US political reporter, Makini Brice unleashed a bombshell this morning that is exploding the minds of every politician and pundit around the country. “When Reuters first caught wind of the tell all book “Fire and Fury”, … Read more

OBAMA SEWER RAT

Crushing America To Save A Bad Legacy

San Francisco, CA- It seems counter-intuitive to think that you would be willing to risk the lives and welfare of 350 million people, people you were hired to protect and serve, just to save the reputation of one friend. It seems downright criminal that you would protect the dastardly (or do I mean bastardly?) acts … Read more

Obama is a douche. The King of Mass Shootings.

FBI Report: Mass Shootings Nearly Tripled Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC- Mass shootings, characterized as an incident of gun violence with four or more victims, seem to be a regular happening in the US and around the world these days. While gun violence and firearm related deaths are a huge problem in the US, suicide is the leading cause of gun deaths, 2-1, in … Read more

Is Social Media Measuring You Up For Armageddon?

San Francisco, CA- Do you enjoy your social media? It is fun to get reacquainted with old friends that you have lost touch with. It is also nice to see who is doing what and where. It is helpful to have information right at your fingertips, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Being … Read more

Goodell Is A Weasel

Roger Goodell Blasts NFL Owners For Poor Leadership

Green Bay, WI- In a late Monday press conference, NFL comissioner, Roger Goodell blasted NFL owners for their poor handling and lack of leadership concerning the ongoing player political protests. “We have a huge lack of proper leadership across the board in the NFL today,” Goodell began. “No one is discounting the opinions, views and … Read more

Cruz and god

Ted Cruz: God Is Punishing Florida And Texas For Voting For Trump

Houston, TX- In a speech before the Congress Of Christian Knights (COCK), Texas senator, Ted Cruz had some very grim words for those who support the President. “These are the days of Revelations,” shouted Cruz as he hopped up and down on the stage. “The Lord is coming and is he ever pissed! Isn’t it … Read more

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