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Hunter Biden Found Dead In Fort Marcy Park, VA
McLean, VA- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson, is reporting that at 6:30 am, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of Hunter Biden, the embattled and loose canon son of democratic presidential hopeful, Joe Biden, was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 am from persons who … Read more
Trump Rises Like A Phoenix From Covid’s Ashes!
Washington, DC – President Trump, in his usual flair for the dramatic form, mindfucks the nation with his “The Emperor’s New Covid” routine. How about that? Did you expect the “hoax inside a hoax”? No? Don’t feel too badly, no one else saw it coming either. The Donald reached deep into George Soros’ playbook for … Read more
Trophic Cascade: Rise Of The Morons!
San Francisco, CA – Americans have become embroiled in chaos in 2020. Pandemics, fires, riots and political instability have all had a hand in bringing the country to it’s collective knees. What a perfect storm. A perfect storm that was crafted by men, in an effort to control men. All men, however, are not able … Read more
THE DEHUMANIZATION OF AMERICA AND THE WORLD
San Francisco, CA- The dehumanization of America, and the world, is in full swing. Covid-19, if it ever truly existed, has moved to the back burner. The world economy is shot to hell. Depression and suicide numbers are off the charts, and rightfuly so, given what our governments have done to our lives and economies. … Read more
Biden’s Massive Stroke Scheduled For September 28, 2020
Washington, DC – According to a leaked e-mail between Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, democratic front-runner, Joe Biden, has been scheduled to suffer a massive and debilitating stroke on September 28th, 2020, just prior to any presidential debates. Biden has never done well in debates and his dementia has made things even worse. He still … Read more
Thugs And Teat Suckers; The Perfect Army Of Malcontent Liberal Politicians
Anywhere, USA- Do you rack your brain and wonder just what the fuck is going on in America today? Do you marvel at the vast inept ignorance of a huge swath of the American populace? If you don’t, you should. Also, if you don’t, you’re likey one of the vast ignorant. A nine square block, … Read more
Is Trump In On It?
Washington, DC- As you look around at the forced state of decay of the American civilization, one can’t help wonder, “How did we get here”? Almost overnight, our country, and the world, were plunged into a nonsensical shutdown that wreaked havoc on a prolific economy and further forced the citizens to choose sides; as if … Read more
The Deval Went Down To D.C.
The Deval went down to D.C., he was lookin’ for an election to steal. He was in a bind, ‘cuz he was way behind, and he was lookin’ to make a deal. When he came upon an old man tearing up the airwaves and crushing it hot, the Deval jumped up on his political stump … Read more
Obama Clears Smollett Crimes In Chicago
Chicago, IL – In an astounding turn of events, out of nowhere, Cook County State’s Attorneys dropped all charges in the Smollett hate crime hoax after a clandestine meeting with Barack Obama over the weekend in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. After first attempting to deny that the meeting took place, and once the Obama Secret Service Detail … Read more