WHO’S WATCHING THE GOVERNMENT THAT IS WATCHING YOU?
Lakim Nesnah 
Atlanta, GA- In his address to the NRA in Atlanta today, President Donald Trump announced, amongst other things, that he would be backing off of the North Korean dictator, Kim Jung Un and his backward country. “After great thought and negotiations with various other nations, I have decided that my administration will be backing off … Read more
Washington, DC- US Secretary of the Treasury, Steve Mnuchin detailed President Trump’s tax reform plans this morning in a briefing from the White House. “President Trump is proposing dramatic reductions in taxes by overhauling the behemoth tax system in America,” Mnuchin said. “We will be cutting taxes for every American taxpayer and every American business. … Read more
Paris, FR- First Brexit, then Donald J. Trump, and now Marine Le Pen. It appears as though the civilized world is speaking loud and clear as to how they feel about the direction of this whole New World Order. They think the New World Order is BULLSHIT! First, Britain opts out of the European Union … Read more
Washington, DC- In a moment of insanity, moments that seem to happen all too often with Senator Warren, Ms. Warren told MSNBC’s Rachel Madcow that Trump voters are a racist stew. “People are right to be angry, but Donald Trump said it’s their fault; those other people. Those people who don’t worship like you. Those … Read more
Washington, DC- According to CNN’s chief political reporter, Dana Bash, DNC chairman, Thomas Perez has put out an ultimatum to the Democratic party in a speech he gave today while on tour with Bernie Sanders. “Our party has lost it’s way,” sounded Perez. “Our party leaders don’t stand for anything. All we have been saying … Read more
Cleveland, OH- According to CNN, sources inside the murder investigation of Robert Goodwin Sr., Cleveland gunman, Steve Stephens reportedly placed a call to former O.J. Simpson murder accomplice, Al Cowlings. Sources told CNN that the FBI is monitoring calls from the cell phone of the infamous murder suspect in an effort to track his plans … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Paramount Pictures execs announced today that they have approved a deal for a Maxine Waters biography movie. “We have been working on this deal for several years,” said Marc Evans, Paramount president. “It was a real brain scratcher. The story didn’t test well. I mean, who wants to spend 2 hours and … Read more
Washington, DC- Reuters news agency Deparment of Justice reporter, Julia Harte, has just released a bombshell report about an internal plot to assassinate President Trump. “I have just been informed by my official Justice Department sources that the FBI is actively searching for Mr. Steve Bannon and Mr. Reince Priebus, both high ranking Trump administration … Read more
Washington, DC- Reuters Washington bureau chief, Marilyn Thompson is reporting that at 6:30 pm, eastern standard time, the lifeless body of California congressman, Devin Nunes was discovered by joggers in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. “We received a call at 6:32 pm from persons who were jogging in the park reporting what appeared to be … Read more
Dear US Representatives and Senators, This communication is meant for you specifically. YOU have been elected to represent ME in Washington, DC. I am not happy with you, or your cronies. The collective bulwark methods of governing, as well as your “Good Ol Boy’s Club” attitude are no longer tolerable to the constituents across this nation. … Read more