OBAMA SEWER RAT

Crushing America To Save A Bad Legacy

San Francisco, CA- It seems counter-intuitive to think that you would be willing to risk the lives and welfare of 350 million people, people you were hired to protect and serve, just to save the reputation of one friend. It seems downright criminal that you would protect the dastardly (or do I mean bastardly?) acts … Read more

Obama is a douche. The King of Mass Shootings.

FBI Report: Mass Shootings Nearly Tripled Under Obama Administration

Obama is a douche. The King of Mass Shootings.

Washington, DC- Mass shootings, characterized as an incident of gun violence with four or more victims, seem to be a regular happening in the US and around the world these days.

While gun violence and firearm related deaths are a huge problem in the US, suicide is the leading cause of gun deaths, 2-1, in the country. Mass shootings receive the bulk of media attention because they put asses in the seats and create openings for socialist politicians to further their cause of disarming the American public.

The Obama Administration was instrumental in disarming and/or helping disarm many US urban areas. Chicago and Baltimore, two large urban areas that have a “no guns policy“, are leading the pack in gun violence and gun related deaths per capita in the nation. I’m sure everyone wants to thank the former “Fearless Leader” for those stats.

What is, or should be, more significantly alarming is the fact that the incidence of mass shootings rose by nearly 300% under Barack Obama’s administration. https://www.fbi.gov/about/partnerships/office-of-partner-engagement/active-shooter-incidents-graphics

According to an FBI report released in September of 2014, the incidence of mass shootings was on a steady decline from 1994 to 2007, with a national occurrence of 6.4 active shooters per year. The data also shows that from 2008 through 2013, the rate of active shooters rose by nearly 300%, from 6.4 active shooters per year, to 16.4 active shooters per year. 

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Is Social Media Measuring You Up For Armageddon?

San Francisco, CA- Do you enjoy your social media? It is fun to get reacquainted with old friends that you have lost touch with. It is also nice to see who is doing what and where. It is helpful to have information right at your fingertips, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Being … Read more

Goodell Is A Weasel

Roger Goodell Blasts NFL Owners For Poor Leadership

Green Bay, WI- In a late Monday press conference, NFL comissioner, Roger Goodell blasted NFL owners for their poor handling and lack of leadership concerning the ongoing player political protests. “We have a huge lack of proper leadership across the board in the NFL today,” Goodell began. “No one is discounting the opinions, views and … Read more

Cruz and god

Ted Cruz: God Is Punishing Florida And Texas For Voting For Trump

Houston, TX- In a speech before the Congress Of Christian Knights (COCK), Texas senator, Ted Cruz had some very grim words for those who support the President. “These are the days of Revelations,” shouted Cruz as he hopped up and down on the stage. “The Lord is coming and is he ever pissed! Isn’t it … Read more

Bill Cosby drag queen, cross dresser

CNN: Bill Cosby Attempts To Flee U.S. Disguised As A Woman

San Diego, CA- CNN is reporting that United States Customs and the Department of Homeland Security announced today that they have apprehended and detained actor/comedian, Bill Cosby at the US/Mexico border crossing in San Diego. Mr. Cosby, a comic staple in the 70’s and television mogul in the 80’s, had been placed on house arrest … Read more

scaramucci foul mouth, swearing

Scaramucci Wants To Get Back To The Future

Washington, DC- At this morning’s press briefing, new White House communications director, Michael J. Scaramucci announced that the President has called for a yuge investment into the future. “The President and I are working hard to move this [expletive deleted] country into the future,” Scaramucci began. “While those [expletive deleted] democrats want to give you … Read more

Failing American Heathcare

Simple Solution For The Government Healthcare Nightmare

San Francisco, CA- Government should not be involved in your healthcare, but that ship has sailed. Now that the country is standing on the precipice of healthcare disaster, brought to you by those spend happy Democrats and those inept Republicans, there needs to be a voice of reason. The only true and real thing that … Read more

CRIMINAL CONGRESS

Why Your Middle Class Life Is About To Turn To Shit

San Francisco, CA- Have you ever owned or worked for a private company? Of course you have, unless you are one of those useless people that lives on the government dole. You’ve probably worked with some managers and administrators that were great and some not so much. Those managers and administrators on the “not so … Read more

MILLENNIAL CULT HERO JOHNNY CANNASEED

Johnny Cannaseed Arrested In Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City, UT- A melee broke out on the University of Utah campus this morning as university police and a large contingent of students clashed during an attempted arrest of John Chapman 8th, better known in the millennial culture as Johnny Cannaseed. “He was just minding his own business and talking with everyone,” said … Read more

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